| @@ -16173,13 +16173,28 @@ ya get 1 whacked with a service pack, | | | @@ -16173,13 +16173,28 @@ ya get 1 whacked with a service pack, |
| 16173 | now there's 63,005 bugs in the code!! | | 16173 | now there's 63,005 bugs in the code!! |
| 16174 | % | | 16174 | % |
| 16175 | "It's not very common in Crowthorne" | | 16175 | "It's not very common in Crowthorne" |
| 16176 | % | | 16176 | % |
| 16177 | 1) Don't expect fairings. | | 16177 | 1) Don't expect fairings. |
| 16178 | 2) If confused read #1. | | 16178 | 2) If confused read #1. |
| 16179 | % | | 16179 | % |
| 16180 | Cheer up. You could have all the problems you have now, and then also | | 16180 | Cheer up. You could have all the problems you have now, and then also |
| 16181 | be named Eustace Clarence Scrubb. | | 16181 | be named Eustace Clarence Scrubb. |
| 16182 | % | | 16182 | % |
| 16183 | Never leave a macassar and an antimacassar in the same room together. | | 16183 | Never leave a macassar and an antimacassar in the same room together. |
| 16184 | % | | 16184 | % |
| 16185 | Why did the furry install Unix? Because it supports catman(8). | | 16185 | Why did the furry install Unix? Because it supports catman(8). |
| | | 16186 | % |
| | | 16187 | Many people don't realize that trailhead doggerel is illegal -- but |
| | | 16188 | surely you've heard of "hike rhymes and misdemeanors"... |
| | | 16189 | % |
| | | 16190 | We all know political bumper stickers and some of us even put them on |
| | | 16191 | our cars. However, if you show up at headquarters on Friday afternoon |
| | | 16192 | after a long campaign week, you're more likely to see a stumper |
| | | 16193 | bicker. |
| | | 16194 | % |
| | | 16195 | When you're under siege by a winter storm, that's a "frontal assault". |
| | | 16196 | % |
| | | 16197 | Somebody has mail. |
| | | 16198 | % |
| | | 16199 | 'Agnosis' is when you don't know. 'Diagnosis' is when you don't know |
| | | 16200 | twice. |