	@@ -15275,999 +15275,1017 @@ The Rights of Woman merit some attention		@@ -15275,999 +15275,1017 @@ The Rights of Woman merit some attention
15275	-- Robert Burns, Address on "The Rights of Woman",	15275	-- Robert Burns, Address on "The Rights of Woman",
15276	November 26, 1792	15276	November 26, 1792
15277	%	15277	%
15278	While having never invented a sin, I'm trying to perfect several.	15278	While having never invented a sin, I'm trying to perfect several.
15279	%	15279	%
15280	While it may be true that a watched pot never boils, the one you don't	15280	While it may be true that a watched pot never boils, the one you don't
15281	keep an eye on can make an awful mess of your stove.	15281	keep an eye on can make an awful mess of your stove.
15282	-- Edward Stevenson	15282	-- Edward Stevenson
15283	%	15283	%
15284	While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own	15284	While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own
15285	form of misery.	15285	form of misery.
15286	%	15286	%
15287	While money doesn't buy love, it puts you in a great bargaining position.	15287	While money doesn't buy love, it puts you in a great bargaining position.
15288	%	15288	%
15289	While most peoples' opinions change, the conviction of their	15289	While most peoples' opinions change, the conviction of their
15290	correctness never does.	15290	correctness never does.
15291	%	15291	%
15292	While you don't greatly need the outside world, it's still very	15292	While you don't greatly need the outside world, it's still very
15293	reassuring to know that it's still there.	15293	reassuring to know that it's still there.
15294	%	15294	%
15295	While your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands you are	15295	While your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands you are
15296	safe, for you can watch both of his.	15296	safe, for you can watch both of his.
15297	-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"	15297	-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
15298	%	15298	%
15299	Whistler's Law:	15299	Whistler's Law:
15300	You never know who is right, but you always know who is in	15300	You never know who is right, but you always know who is in
15301	charge.	15301	charge.
15302	%	15302	%
15303	Who cares if it doesn't do anything? It was made with our new	15303	Who cares if it doesn't do anything? It was made with our new
15304	Triple-Iso-Bifurcated-Krypton-Gate-MOS process ...	15304	Triple-Iso-Bifurcated-Krypton-Gate-MOS process ...
15305	%	15305	%
15306	Who made the world I cannot tell;	15306	Who made the world I cannot tell;
15307	'Tis made, and here am I in hell.	15307	'Tis made, and here am I in hell.
15308	My hand, though now my knuckles bleed,	15308	My hand, though now my knuckles bleed,
15309	I never soiled with such a deed.	15309	I never soiled with such a deed.
15310	-- A. E. Housman	15310	-- A. E. Housman
15311	%	15311	%
15312	Who messed with my anti-paranoia shot?	15312	Who messed with my anti-paranoia shot?
15313	%	15313	%
15314	Who needs friends when you can sit alone in your room and drink?	15314	Who needs friends when you can sit alone in your room and drink?
15315	%	15315	%
15316	Who's on first?	15316	Who's on first?
15317	%	15317	%
15318	"Whom are you?" said he, for he had been to night school.	15318	"Whom are you?" said he, for he had been to night school.
15319	-- George Ade	15319	-- George Ade
15320	%	15320	%
15321	Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.	15321	Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.
15322	%	15322	%
15323	Whom the gods wish to destroy they first call promising.	15323	Whom the gods wish to destroy they first call promising.
15324	%	15324	%
15325	Why are we importing all these highbrow plays like `Amadeus'? I could	15325	Why are we importing all these highbrow plays like `Amadeus'? I could
15326	have told you Mozart was a jerk for nothing.	15326	have told you Mozart was a jerk for nothing.
15327	-- Ian Shoales	15327	-- Ian Shoales
15328	%	15328	%
15329	Why be a man when you can be a success?	15329	Why be a man when you can be a success?
15330	-- Bertolt Brecht	15330	-- Bertolt Brecht
15331	%	15331	%
15332	Why bother building any more nuclear warheads until we use the ones we	15332	Why bother building any more nuclear warheads until we use the ones we
15333	have?	15333	have?
15334	%	15334	%
15335	Why can't you be a non-conformist like everyone else?	15335	Why can't you be a non-conformist like everyone else?
15336	%	15336	%
15337	Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of movement unless it was to	15337	Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of movement unless it was to
15338	avoid responsibility with?	15338	avoid responsibility with?
15339	%	15339	%
15340	Why did the Roman Empire collapse?	15340	Why did the Roman Empire collapse?
15341	What is the Latin for office automation?	15341	What is the Latin for office automation?
15342	%	15342	%
15343	Why do we have two eyes? To watch 3-D movies with.	15343	Why do we have two eyes? To watch 3-D movies with.
15344	%	15344	%
15345	Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently	15345	Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently
15346	there must be a beverage.	15346	there must be a beverage.
15347	-- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"	15347	-- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
15348	%	15348	%
15349	Why does New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps and California have	15349	Why does New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps and California have
15350	more lawyers?	15350	more lawyers?
15351		15351
15352	New Jersey had first choice.	15352	New Jersey had first choice.
15353	%	15353	%
15354	Why don't elephants eat penguins ?	15354	Why don't elephants eat penguins ?
15355		15355
15356	Because they can't get the wrappers off ...	15356	Because they can't get the wrappers off ...
15357	%	15357	%
15358	Why I Can't Go Out With You:	15358	Why I Can't Go Out With You:
15359		15359
15360	I'd LOVE to, but ...	15360	I'd LOVE to, but ...
15361	-- I have to floss my cat.	15361	-- I have to floss my cat.
15362	-- I've dedicated my life to linguini.	15362	-- I've dedicated my life to linguini.
15363	-- I need to spend more time with my blender.	15363	-- I need to spend more time with my blender.
15364	-- it wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People.	15364	-- it wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People.
15365	-- it's my night to pet the dog/ferret/goldfish.	15365	-- it's my night to pet the dog/ferret/goldfish.
15366	-- I'm going downtown to try on some gloves.	15366	-- I'm going downtown to try on some gloves.
15367	-- I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.	15367	-- I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
15368	-- I'm going down to the bakery to watch the buns rise.	15368	-- I'm going down to the bakery to watch the buns rise.
15369	-- I have an appointment with a cuticle specialist.	15369	-- I have an appointment with a cuticle specialist.
15370	-- I have some really hard words to look up.	15370	-- I have some really hard words to look up.
15371	-- I've got a Friends of the Lowly Rutabaga meeting.	15371	-- I've got a Friends of the Lowly Rutabaga meeting.
15372	-- I promised to help a friend fold road maps.	15372	-- I promised to help a friend fold road maps.
15373	%	15373	%
15374	Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is	15374	Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is
15375	because we are not the person involved	15375	because we are not the person involved
15376	-- Mark Twain	15376	-- Mark Twain
15377	%	15377	%
15378	Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?	15378	Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
15379	%	15379	%
15380	Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?	15380	Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
15381	-- Lily Tomlin	15381	-- Lily Tomlin
15382	%	15382	%
15383	Why must you tell me all your secrets when it's hard enough to love	15383	Why must you tell me all your secrets when it's hard enough to love
15384	you knowing nothing?	15384	you knowing nothing?
15385	-- Lloyd Cole and the Commotions	15385	-- Lloyd Cole and the Commotions
15386	%	15386	%
15387	Why not have an old-fashioned Christmas for your family this year?	15387	Why not have an old-fashioned Christmas for your family this year?
15388	Just picture the scene in your living room on Christmas morning as your	15388	Just picture the scene in your living room on Christmas morning as your
15389	children open their old-fashioned presents.	15389	children open their old-fashioned presents.
15390		15390
15391	Your 11-year-old son: "What the heck is this?"	15391	Your 11-year-old son: "What the heck is this?"
15392		15392
15393	You: "A spinning top! You spin it around, and then eventually it	15393	You: "A spinning top! You spin it around, and then eventually it
15394	falls down. What fun! Ha, ha!"	15394	falls down. What fun! Ha, ha!"
15395		15395
15396	Son: "Is this a joke? Jason Thompson's parents got him a computer	15396	Son: "Is this a joke? Jason Thompson's parents got him a computer
15397	with two disk drives and 128 kilobytes of random-access memory,	15397	with two disk drives and 128 kilobytes of random-access memory,
15398	and I get this cretin TOP?"	15398	and I get this cretin TOP?"
15399		15399
15400	Your 8-year-old daughter: "You think that's bad? Look at this."	15400	Your 8-year-old daughter: "You think that's bad? Look at this."
15401		15401
15402	You: "It's figgy pudding! What a treat!"	15402	You: "It's figgy pudding! What a treat!"
15403		15403
15404	Daughter: "It looks like goat barf."	15404	Daughter: "It looks like goat barf."
15405	-- Dave Barry, "Simple, Homespun Gifts"	15405	-- Dave Barry, "Simple, Homespun Gifts"
15406	%	15406	%
15407	Why was I born with such contemporaries?	15407	Why was I born with such contemporaries?
15408	-- Oscar Wilde	15408	-- Oscar Wilde
15409	%	15409	%
15410	Why You Can't Run When There's Trouble in the Office:	15410	Why You Can't Run When There's Trouble in the Office:
15411	No matter where you stand, no matter how far or fast you flee,	15411	No matter where you stand, no matter how far or fast you flee,
15412	when it hits the fan, as much as possible will be propelled in your	15412	when it hits the fan, as much as possible will be propelled in your
15413	direction, and almost none will be returned to the source.	15413	direction, and almost none will be returned to the source.
15414	-- John L. Shelton	15414	-- John L. Shelton
15415	%	15415	%
15416	Wiker's Law:	15416	Wiker's Law:
15417	Government expands to absorb revenue and then some.	15417	Government expands to absorb revenue and then some.
15418	%	15418	%
15419	William Safire's Rules for Writers:	15419	William Safire's Rules for Writers:
15420		15420
15421	Remember to never split an infinitive. The passive voice should never	15421	Remember to never split an infinitive. The passive voice should never
15422	be used. Do not put statements in the negative form. Verbs have to	15422	be used. Do not put statements in the negative form. Verbs have to
15423	agree with their subjects. Proofread carefully to see if you words	15423	agree with their subjects. Proofread carefully to see if you words
15424	out. If you reread your work, you can find on rereading a great deal	15424	out. If you reread your work, you can find on rereading a great deal
15425	of repetition can be avoided by rereading and editing. A writer must	15425	of repetition can be avoided by rereading and editing. A writer must
15426	not shift your point of view. And don't start a sentence with a	15426	not shift your point of view. And don't start a sentence with a
15427	conjunction. (Remember, too, a preposition is a terrible word to end a	15427	conjunction. (Remember, too, a preposition is a terrible word to end a
15428	sentence with.) Don't overuse exclamation marks!! Place pronouns as	15428	sentence with.) Don't overuse exclamation marks!! Place pronouns as
15429	close as possible, especially in long sentences, as of 10 or more	15429	close as possible, especially in long sentences, as of 10 or more
15430	words, to their antecedents. Writing carefully, dangling participles	15430	words, to their antecedents. Writing carefully, dangling participles
15431	must be avoided. If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a	15431	must be avoided. If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a
15432	linking verb is. Take the bull by the hand and avoid mixing	15432	linking verb is. Take the bull by the hand and avoid mixing
15433	metaphors. Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky. Everyone should	15433	metaphors. Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky. Everyone should
15434	be careful to use a singular pronoun with singular nouns in their	15434	be careful to use a singular pronoun with singular nouns in their
15435	writing. Always pick on the correct idiom. The adverb always follows	15435	writing. Always pick on the correct idiom. The adverb always follows
15436	the verb. Last but not least, avoid cliches like the plague; seek	15436	the verb. Last but not least, avoid cliches like the plague; seek
15437	viable alternatives.	15437	viable alternatives.
15438	%	15438	%
15439	Williams and Holland's Law:	15439	Williams and Holland's Law:
15440	If enough data is collected, anything may be proven by	15440	If enough data is collected, anything may be proven by
15441	statistical methods.	15441	statistical methods.
15442	%	15442	%
15443	Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house as warm as	15443	Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house as warm as
15444	it was in the summer, when they complained about the heat.	15444	it was in the summer, when they complained about the heat.
15445	%	15445	%
15446	Wit, n.:	15446	Wit, n.:
15447	The salt with which the American Humorist spoils his cookery	15447	The salt with which the American Humorist spoils his cookery
15448	... by leaving it out.	15448	... by leaving it out.
15449	-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"	15449	-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
15450	%	15450	%
15451	With a gentleman I try to be a gentleman and a half, and with a fraud I	15451	With a gentleman I try to be a gentleman and a half, and with a fraud I
15452	try to be a fraud and a half.	15452	try to be a fraud and a half.
15453	-- Otto von Bismarck	15453	-- Otto von Bismarck
15454	%	15454	%
15455	With a rubber duck, one's never alone.	15455	With a rubber duck, one's never alone.
15456	-- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"	15456	-- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
15457	%	15457	%
15458	With all the fancy scientists in the world, why can't they just once	15458	With all the fancy scientists in the world, why can't they just once
15459	build a nuclear balm?	15459	build a nuclear balm?
15460	%	15460	%
15461	With every passing hour our solar system comes forty-three thousand	15461	With every passing hour our solar system comes forty-three thousand
15462	miles closer to globular cluster M13 in the constellation Hercules, and	15462	miles closer to globular cluster M13 in the constellation Hercules, and
15463	still there are some misfits who continue to insist that there is no	15463	still there are some misfits who continue to insist that there is no
15464	such thing as progress.	15464	such thing as progress.
15465	-- Ransom K. Ferm	15465	-- Ransom K. Ferm
15466	%	15466	%
15467	With trembling hands he unfurled the ancient cracked parchment,	15467	With trembling hands he unfurled the ancient cracked parchment,
15468	this was the place, it had to be. Uncertainly he began to mumble the	15468	this was the place, it had to be. Uncertainly he began to mumble the
15469	chant "rdbms, sql, third normal formal form, java, table, scalable".	15469	chant "rdbms, sql, third normal formal form, java, table, scalable".
15470	Something moved... From outside they heard a scream and a thud.	15470	Something moved... From outside they heard a scream and a thud.
15471	The sales department had awoken.	15471	The sales department had awoken.
15472	%	15472	%
15473	Without ice cream life and fame are meaningless.	15473	Without ice cream life and fame are meaningless.
15474	%	15474	%
15475	Wombat's Laws of Computer Selection:	15475	Wombat's Laws of Computer Selection:
15476	(1) If it doesn't run Unix, forget it.	15476	(1) If it doesn't run Unix, forget it.
15477	(2) Any computer design over 10 years old is obsolete.	15477	(2) Any computer design over 10 years old is obsolete.
15478	(3) Anything made by IBM is junk. (See number 2)	15478	(3) Anything made by IBM is junk. (See number 2)
15479	(4) The minimum acceptable CPU power for a single user is a	15479	(4) The minimum acceptable CPU power for a single user is a
15480	VAX/780 with a floating point accelerator.	15480	VAX/780 with a floating point accelerator.
15481	(5) Any computer with a mouse is worthless.	15481	(5) Any computer with a mouse is worthless.
15482	-- Rich Kulawiec	15482	-- Rich Kulawiec
15483	%	15483	%
15484	Wood is highly ecological, since trees are a renewable resource. If	15484	Wood is highly ecological, since trees are a renewable resource. If
15485	you cut down a tree, another will grow in its place. And if you cut	15485	you cut down a tree, another will grow in its place. And if you cut
15486	down the new tree, still another will grow. And if you cut down that	15486	down the new tree, still another will grow. And if you cut down that
15487	tree, yet another will grow, only this one will be a mutation with	15487	tree, yet another will grow, only this one will be a mutation with
15488	long, poisonous tentacles and revenge in its heart, and it will sit	15488	long, poisonous tentacles and revenge in its heart, and it will sit
15489	there in the forest, cackling and making elaborate plans for when you	15489	there in the forest, cackling and making elaborate plans for when you
15490	come back.	15490	come back.
15491		15491
15492	Wood heat is not new. It dates back to a day millions of years ago,	15492	Wood heat is not new. It dates back to a day millions of years ago,
15493	when a group of cavemen were sitting around, watching dinosaurs rot.	15493	when a group of cavemen were sitting around, watching dinosaurs rot.
15494	Suddenly, lightning struck a nearby log and set it on fire. One of the	15494	Suddenly, lightning struck a nearby log and set it on fire. One of the
15495	cavemen stared at the fire for a few minutes, then said: "Hey! Wood	15495	cavemen stared at the fire for a few minutes, then said: "Hey! Wood
15496	heat!" The other cavemen, who did not understand English, immediately	15496	heat!" The other cavemen, who did not understand English, immediately
15497	beat him to death with stones. But the key discovery had been made,	15497	beat him to death with stones. But the key discovery had been made,
15498	and from that day forward, the cavemen had all the heat they needed,	15498	and from that day forward, the cavemen had all the heat they needed,
15499	although their insurance rates went way up.	15499	although their insurance rates went way up.
15500	-- Dave Barry, "Postpetroleum Guzzler"	15500	-- Dave Barry, "Postpetroleum Guzzler"
15501	%	15501	%
15502	Work Rule: Leave of Absence (for an Operation):	15502	Work Rule: Leave of Absence (for an Operation):
15503	We are no longer allowing this practice. We wish to discourage	15503	We are no longer allowing this practice. We wish to discourage
15504	any thoughts that you may not need all of whatever you have, and you	15504	any thoughts that you may not need all of whatever you have, and you
15505	should not consider having anything removed. We hired you as you are,	15505	should not consider having anything removed. We hired you as you are,
15506	and to have anything removed would certainly make you less than we	15506	and to have anything removed would certainly make you less than we
15507	bargained for.	15507	bargained for.
15508	%	15508	%
15509	Workers of the world, arise! You have nothing to lose but your chairs.	15509	Workers of the world, arise! You have nothing to lose but your chairs.
15510	%	15510	%
15511	World War Three can be averted by adherence to a strictly enforced	15511	World War Three can be averted by adherence to a strictly enforced
15512	dress code!	15512	dress code!
15513	%	15513	%
15514	Worst Month of 1981 for Downhill Skiing:	15514	Worst Month of 1981 for Downhill Skiing:
15515	August. The lines are the shortest, though.	15515	August. The lines are the shortest, though.
15516	-- Steve Rubenstein	15516	-- Steve Rubenstein
15517	%	15517	%
15518	Worst Month of the Year:	15518	Worst Month of the Year:
15519	February. February has only 28 days in it, which means that if	15519	February. February has only 28 days in it, which means that if
15520	you rent an apartment, you are paying for three full days you don't	15520	you rent an apartment, you are paying for three full days you don't
15521	get. Try to avoid Februarys whenever possible.	15521	get. Try to avoid Februarys whenever possible.
15522	-- Steve Rubenstein	15522	-- Steve Rubenstein
15523	%	15523	%
15524	Worst Response To A Crisis, 1985:	15524	Worst Response To A Crisis, 1985:
15525	From a readers' Q and A column in TV GUIDE: "If we get involved	15525	From a readers' Q and A column in TV GUIDE: "If we get involved
15526	in a nuclear war, would the electromagnetic pulses from exploding bombs	15526	in a nuclear war, would the electromagnetic pulses from exploding bombs
15527	damage my videotapes?"	15527	damage my videotapes?"
15528	%	15528	%
15529	Worst Vegetable of the Year:	15529	Worst Vegetable of the Year:
15530	The brussels sprout. This is also the worst vegetable of next	15530	The brussels sprout. This is also the worst vegetable of next
15531	year.	15531	year.
15532	-- Steve Rubenstein	15532	-- Steve Rubenstein
15533	%	15533	%
15534	"Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?"	15534	"Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?"
15535		15535
15536	"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat.	15536	"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat.
15537	-- Lewis Carroll	15537	-- Lewis Carroll
15538	%	15538	%
15539	Wouldn't the sentence 'I want to put a hyphen between the words Fish	15539	Wouldn't the sentence 'I want to put a hyphen between the words Fish
15540	and And and And and Chips in my Fish-And-Chips sign' have been clearer	15540	and And and And and Chips in my Fish-And-Chips sign' have been clearer
15541	if quotation marks had been placed before Fish, and between Fish and	15541	if quotation marks had been placed before Fish, and between Fish and
15542	and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and And, and And and	15542	and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and And, and And and
15543	and, and and and Chips, as well as after Chips?	15543	and, and and and Chips, as well as after Chips?
15544	%	15544	%
15545	Write-Protect Tab, n.:	15545	Write-Protect Tab, n.:
15546	A small sticker created to cover the unsightly notch carelessly	15546	A small sticker created to cover the unsightly notch carelessly
15547	left by disk manufacturers. The use of the tab creates an error	15547	left by disk manufacturers. The use of the tab creates an error
15548	message once in a while, but its aesthetic value far outweighs the	15548	message once in a while, but its aesthetic value far outweighs the
15549	momentary inconvenience.	15549	momentary inconvenience.
15550	-- Robb Russon	15550	-- Robb Russon
15551	%	15551	%
15552	Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.	15552	Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
15553	-- Frank Zappa	15553	-- Frank Zappa
15554	%	15554	%
15555	"Wrong," said Renner.	15555	"Wrong," said Renner.
15556		15556
15557	"The tactful way," Rod said quietly, "the polite way to disagree with	15557	"The tactful way," Rod said quietly, "the polite way to disagree with
15558	the Senator would be to say, `That turns out not to be the case.'"	15558	the Senator would be to say, `That turns out not to be the case.'"
15559	%	15559	%
15560	X-rated movies are all alike -- the only thing they leave to the	15560	X-rated movies are all alike -- the only thing they leave to the
15561	imagination is the plot.	15561	imagination is the plot.
15562	%	15562	%
15563	Xerox does it again and again and again and ...	15563	Xerox does it again and again and again and ...
15564	%	15564	%
15565	Xerox never comes up with anything original.	15565	Xerox never comes up with anything original.
15566	%	15566	%
15567	XIIdigitation, n.:	15567	XIIdigitation, n.:
15568	The practice of trying to determine the year a movie was made	15568	The practice of trying to determine the year a movie was made
15569	by deciphering the Roman numerals at the end of the credits.	15569	by deciphering the Roman numerals at the end of the credits.
15570	-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"	15570	-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
15571	%	15571	%
15572	"Yacc" owes much to a most stimulating collection of users, who have	15572	"Yacc" owes much to a most stimulating collection of users, who have
15573	goaded me beyond my inclination, and frequently beyond my ability in	15573	goaded me beyond my inclination, and frequently beyond my ability in
15574	their endless search for "one more feature". Their irritating	15574	their endless search for "one more feature". Their irritating
15575	unwillingness to learn how to do things my way has usually led to my	15575	unwillingness to learn how to do things my way has usually led to my
15576	doing things their way; most of the time, they have been right.	15576	doing things their way; most of the time, they have been right.
15577	-- Stephen C. Johnson, "Yacc guide acknowledgements"	15577	-- Stephen C. Johnson, "Yacc guide acknowledgements"
15578	%	15578	%
15579	Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of APL, I shall	15579	Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of APL, I shall
15580	fear no evil, for I can string six primitive monadic and dyadic	15580	fear no evil, for I can string six primitive monadic and dyadic
15581	operators together.	15581	operators together.
15582	-- Steve Higgins	15582	-- Steve Higgins
15583	%	15583	%
15584	Yeah, but you're taking the universe out of context.	15584	Yeah, but you're taking the universe out of context.
15585	%	15585	%
15586	Year, n.:	15586	Year, n.:
15587	A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.	15587	A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
15588	-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"	15588	-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
15589	%	15589	%
15590	Yes, but every time I try to see things your way, I get a headache.	15590	Yes, but every time I try to see things your way, I get a headache.
15591	%	15591	%
15592	Yes, but which self do you want to be?	15592	Yes, but which self do you want to be?
15593	%	15593	%
15594	Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog.	15594	Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog.
15595	Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog.	15595	Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog.
15596	Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.	15596	Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
15597	-- Snoopy	15597	-- Snoopy
15598	%	15598	%
15599	Yesterday upon the stair	15599	Yesterday upon the stair
15600	I met a man who wasn't there.	15600	I met a man who wasn't there.
15601	He wasn't there again today --	15601	He wasn't there again today --
15602	I think he's from the CIA.	15602	I think he's from the CIA.
15603	%	15603	%
15604	Yield to Temptation ... it may not pass your way again.	15604	Yield to Temptation ... it may not pass your way again.
15605	-- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"	15605	-- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"
15606	%	15606	%
15607	Yinkel, n.:	15607	Yinkel, n.:
15608	A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one	15608	A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one
15609	will notice.	15609	will notice.
15610	-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"	15610	-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
15611	%	15611	%
15612	You are a very redundant person, that's what kind of person you are.	15612	You are a very redundant person, that's what kind of person you are.
15613	%	15613	%
15614	You are here:	15614	You are here:
15615	***	15615	***
15616	***	15616	***
15617	*********	15617	*********
15618	*******	15618	*******
15619	*****	15619	*****
15620	***	15620	***
15621	*	15621	*
15622		15622
15623	But you're not all there.	15623	But you're not all there.
15624	%	15624	%
15625	You are not illiterate.	15625	You are not illiterate.
15626	-- a Mary Chung's fortune cookie	15626	-- a Mary Chung's fortune cookie
15627	%	15627	%
15628	"You are old, Father William," the young man said,	15628	"You are old, Father William," the young man said,
15629	"All your papers these days look the same;	15629	"All your papers these days look the same;
15630	Those William's would be better unread --	15630	Those William's would be better unread --
15631	Do these facts never fill you with shame?"	15631	Do these facts never fill you with shame?"
15632		15632
15633	"In my youth," Father William replied to his son,	15633	"In my youth," Father William replied to his son,
15634	"I wrote wonderful papers galore;	15634	"I wrote wonderful papers galore;
15635	But the great reputation I found that I'd won,	15635	But the great reputation I found that I'd won,
15636	Made it pointless to think any more."	15636	Made it pointless to think any more."
15637	%	15637	%
15638	"You are old, father William," the young man said,	15638	"You are old, father William," the young man said,
15639	"And your hair has become very white;	15639	"And your hair has become very white;
15640	And yet you incessantly stand on your head --	15640	And yet you incessantly stand on your head --
15641	Do you think, at your age, it is right?"	15641	Do you think, at your age, it is right?"
15642		15642
15643	"In my youth," father William replied to his son,	15643	"In my youth," father William replied to his son,
15644	"I feared it might injure the brain;	15644	"I feared it might injure the brain;
15645	But, now that I'm perfectly sure I have none,	15645	But, now that I'm perfectly sure I have none,
15646	Why, I do it again and again."	15646	Why, I do it again and again."
15647	-- Lewis Carroll	15647	-- Lewis Carroll
15648	%	15648	%
15649	"You are old," said the youth, "and I'm told by my peers	15649	"You are old," said the youth, "and I'm told by my peers
15650	That your lectures bore people to death.	15650	That your lectures bore people to death.
15651	Yet you talk at one hundred conventions per year --	15651	Yet you talk at one hundred conventions per year --
15652	Don't you think that you should save your breath?"	15652	Don't you think that you should save your breath?"
15653		15653
15654	"I have answered three questions and that is enough,"	15654	"I have answered three questions and that is enough,"
15655	Said his father, "Don't give yourself airs!	15655	Said his father, "Don't give yourself airs!
15656	Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?	15656	Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?
15657	Be off, or I'll kick you downstairs!"	15657	Be off, or I'll kick you downstairs!"
15658	%	15658	%
15659	"You are old," said the youth, "and your jaws are too weak	15659	"You are old," said the youth, "and your jaws are too weak
15660	For anything tougher than suet;	15660	For anything tougher than suet;
15661	Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak --	15661	Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak --
15662	Pray, how did you manage to do it?"	15662	Pray, how did you manage to do it?"
15663		15663
15664	"In my youth," said his father, "I took to the law,	15664	"In my youth," said his father, "I took to the law,
15665	And argued each case with my wife;	15665	And argued each case with my wife;
15666	And the muscular strength which it gave to my jaw,	15666	And the muscular strength which it gave to my jaw,
15667	Has lasted the rest of my life."	15667	Has lasted the rest of my life."
15668	-- Lewis Carroll	15668	-- Lewis Carroll
15669	%	15669	%
15670	"You are old," said the youth, "and your programs don't run,	15670	"You are old," said the youth, "and your programs don't run,
15671	And there isn't one language you like;	15671	And there isn't one language you like;
15672	Yet of useful suggestions for help you have none --	15672	Yet of useful suggestions for help you have none --
15673	Have you thought about taking a hike?"	15673	Have you thought about taking a hike?"
15674		15674
15675	"Since I never write programs," his father replied,	15675	"Since I never write programs," his father replied,
15676	"Every language looks equally bad;	15676	"Every language looks equally bad;
15677	Yet the people keep paying to read all my books	15677	Yet the people keep paying to read all my books
15678	And don't realize that they've been had."	15678	And don't realize that they've been had."
15679	%	15679	%
15680	"You are old," said the youth, "as I mentioned before,	15680	"You are old," said the youth, "as I mentioned before,
15681	And have grown most uncommonly fat;	15681	And have grown most uncommonly fat;
15682	Yet you turned a back-somersault in at the door --	15682	Yet you turned a back-somersault in at the door --
15683	Pray what is the reason of that?"	15683	Pray what is the reason of that?"
15684		15684
15685	"In my youth," said the sage, as he shook his grey locks,	15685	"In my youth," said the sage, as he shook his grey locks,
15686	"I kept all my limbs very supple	15686	"I kept all my limbs very supple
15687	By the use of this ointment -- one shilling the box --	15687	By the use of this ointment -- one shilling the box --
15688	Allow me to sell you a couple?"	15688	Allow me to sell you a couple?"
15689	-- Lewis Carroll	15689	-- Lewis Carroll
15690	%	15690	%
15691	"You are old," said the youth, "as I mentioned before,	15691	"You are old," said the youth, "as I mentioned before,
15692	And make errors few people could bear;	15692	And make errors few people could bear;
15693	You complain about everyone's English but yours --	15693	You complain about everyone's English but yours --
15694	Do you really think this is quite fair?"	15694	Do you really think this is quite fair?"
15695		15695
15696	"I make lots of mistakes," Father William declared,	15696	"I make lots of mistakes," Father William declared,
15697	"But my stature these days is so great	15697	"But my stature these days is so great
15698	That no critic can hurt me -- I've got them all scared,	15698	That no critic can hurt me -- I've got them all scared,
15699	And to stop me it's now far too late."	15699	And to stop me it's now far too late."
15700	%	15700	%
15701	"You are old," said the youth, "one would hardly suppose	15701	"You are old," said the youth, "one would hardly suppose
15702	That your eye was as steady as ever;	15702	That your eye was as steady as ever;
15703	Yet you balanced an eel on the end of your nose --	15703	Yet you balanced an eel on the end of your nose --
15704	What made you so awfully clever?"	15704	What made you so awfully clever?"
15705		15705
15706	"I have answered three questions, and that is enough,"	15706	"I have answered three questions, and that is enough,"
15707	Said his father. "Don't give yourself airs!	15707	Said his father. "Don't give yourself airs!
15708	Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?	15708	Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?
15709	Be off, or I'll kick you down stairs!"	15709	Be off, or I'll kick you down stairs!"
15710	-- Lewis Carroll	15710	-- Lewis Carroll
15711	%	15711	%
15712	You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.	15712	You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
15713	%	15713	%
15714	You are the only person to ever get this message.	15714	You are the only person to ever get this message.
15715	%	15715	%
15716	You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading	15716	You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading
15717	this sort of trash.	15717	this sort of trash.
15718	%	15718	%
15719	You buttered your bread, now lie in it!	15719	You buttered your bread, now lie in it!
15720	%	15720	%
15721	You can always tell the Christmas season is here when you start getting	15721	You can always tell the Christmas season is here when you start getting
15722	incredibly dense, tinfoil-and-ribbon- wrapped lumps in the mail.	15722	incredibly dense, tinfoil-and-ribbon- wrapped lumps in the mail.
15723	Fruitcakes make ideal gifts because the Postal Service has been unable	15723	Fruitcakes make ideal gifts because the Postal Service has been unable
15724	to find a way to damage them. They last forever, largely because	15724	to find a way to damage them. They last forever, largely because
15725	nobody ever eats them. In fact, many smart people save the fruitcakes	15725	nobody ever eats them. In fact, many smart people save the fruitcakes
15726	they receive and send them back to the original givers the next year;	15726	they receive and send them back to the original givers the next year;
15727	some fruitcakes have been passed back and forth for hundreds of years.	15727	some fruitcakes have been passed back and forth for hundreds of years.
15728		15728
15729	The easiest way to make a fruitcake is to buy a darkish cake, then	15729	The easiest way to make a fruitcake is to buy a darkish cake, then
15730	pound some old, hard fruit into it with a mallet. Be sure to wear	15730	pound some old, hard fruit into it with a mallet. Be sure to wear
15731	safety glasses.	15731	safety glasses.
15732	-- Dave Barry, "Simple, Homespun Gifts"	15732	-- Dave Barry, "Simple, Homespun Gifts"
15733	%	15733	%
15734	You can bring any calculator you like to the midterm, as long as it	15734	You can bring any calculator you like to the midterm, as long as it
15735	doesn't dim the lights when you turn it on.	15735	doesn't dim the lights when you turn it on.
15736	-- Hepler, Systems Design 182	15736	-- Hepler, Systems Design 182
15737	%	15737	%
15738	You can create your own opportunities this week.	15738	You can create your own opportunities this week.
15739	Blackmail a senior executive.	15739	Blackmail a senior executive.
15740	%	15740	%
15741	You can do this in a number of ways. IBM chose to do all of them.	15741	You can do this in a number of ways. IBM chose to do all of them.
15742	Why do you find that funny?	15742	Why do you find that funny?
15743	-- D. Taylor, Computer Science 350, University of Washington	15743	-- D. Taylor, Computer Science 350, University of Washington
15744	%	15744	%
15745	You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun than you	15745	You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun than you
15746	can with just a kind word.	15746	can with just a kind word.
15747	-- Bumper Sticker	15747	-- Bumper Sticker
15748	%	15748	%
15749	You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have,	15749	You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have,
15750	for instance.	15750	for instance.
15751	-- Franklin P. Jones	15751	-- Franklin P. Jones
15752	%	15752	%
15753	You can make it illegal, but you can't make it unpopular.	15753	You can make it illegal, but you can't make it unpopular.
15754	%	15754	%
15755	You can measure a programmer's perspective by noting his attitude on	15755	You can measure a programmer's perspective by noting his attitude on
15756	the continuing viability of FORTRAN.	15756	the continuing viability of FORTRAN.
15757	-- Alan Perlis	15757	-- Alan Perlis
15758	%	15758	%
15759	You can only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.	15759	You can only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
15760	%	15760	%
15761	You can take all the impact that science considerations have on funding	15761	You can take all the impact that science considerations have on funding
15762	decisions at NASA, put them in the navel of a flea, and have room left	15762	decisions at NASA, put them in the navel of a flea, and have room left
15763	over for a caraway seed and Tony Calio's heart.	15763	over for a caraway seed and Tony Calio's heart.
15764	-- F. Allen	15764	-- F. Allen
15765	%	15765	%
15766	You can tell how far we have to go, when FORTRAN is the language of	15766	You can tell how far we have to go, when FORTRAN is the language of
15767	supercomputers.	15767	supercomputers.
15768	-- Steven Feiner	15768	-- Steven Feiner
15769	%	15769	%
15770	You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.	15770	You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
15771	%	15771	%
15772	You can write a small letter to Grandma in the filename.	15772	You can write a small letter to Grandma in the filename.
15773	-- Forbes Burkowski, Computer Science 454	15773	-- Forbes Burkowski, Computer Science 454
15774	%	15774	%
15775	You can't carve your way to success without cutting remarks.	15775	You can't carve your way to success without cutting remarks.
15776	%	15776	%
15777	You can't have everything. Where would you put it?	15777	You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
15778	-- Steven Wright	15778	-- Steven Wright
15779	%	15779	%
15780	You can't hold a man down without staying down with him.	15780	You can't hold a man down without staying down with him.
15781	-- Booker T. Washington	15781	-- Booker T. Washington
15782	%	15782	%
15783	You can't judge a book by the way it wears its hair.	15783	You can't judge a book by the way it wears its hair.
15784	%	15784	%
15785	You can't make a program without broken egos.	15785	You can't make a program without broken egos.
15786	%	15786	%
15787	You can't start worrying about what's going to happen. You get spastic	15787	You can't start worrying about what's going to happen. You get spastic
15788	enough worrying about what's happening now.	15788	enough worrying about what's happening now.
15789	-- Lauren Bacall	15789	-- Lauren Bacall
15790	%	15790	%
15791	You can't survive by sucking the juice from a wet mitten.	15791	You can't survive by sucking the juice from a wet mitten.
15792	-- Charles Schulz, "Things I've Had to Learn Over and	15792	-- Charles Schulz, "Things I've Had to Learn Over and
15793	Over and Over"	15793	Over and Over"
15794	%	15794	%
15795	You can't teach people to be lazy - either they have it, or they don't.	15795	You can't teach people to be lazy - either they have it, or they don't.
15796	-- Dagwood Bumstead	15796	-- Dagwood Bumstead
15797	%	15797	%
15798	You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.	15798	You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.
15799	%	15799	%
15800	You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.	15800	You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.
15801	%	15801	%
15802	You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on the back.	15802	You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on the back.
15803	%	15803	%
15804	You could get a new lease on life -- if only you didn't need the first	15804	You could get a new lease on life -- if only you didn't need the first
15805	and last month in advance.	15805	and last month in advance.
15806	%	15806	%
15807	You couldn't even prove the White House staff sane beyond a reasonable	15807	You couldn't even prove the White House staff sane beyond a reasonable
15808	doubt.	15808	doubt.
15809	-- Ed Meese, on the Hinckley verdict	15809	-- Ed Meese, on the Hinckley verdict
15810	%	15810	%
15811	You do not have mail.	15811	You do not have mail.
15812	%	15812	%
15813	You don't have to think too hard when you talk to teachers.	15813	You don't have to think too hard when you talk to teachers.
15814	-- J. D. Salinger	15814	-- J. D. Salinger
15815	%	15815	%
15816	You don't sew with a fork, so I see no reason to eat with knitting	15816	You don't sew with a fork, so I see no reason to eat with knitting
15817	needles.	15817	needles.
15818	-- Miss Piggy, on eating Chinese Food	15818	-- Miss Piggy, on eating Chinese Food
15819	%	15819	%
15820	You first have to decide whether to use the short or the long form.	15820	You first have to decide whether to use the short or the long form.
15821	The short form is what the Internal Revenue Service calls "simplified",	15821	The short form is what the Internal Revenue Service calls "simplified",
15822	which means it is designed for people who need the help of a Sears	15822	which means it is designed for people who need the help of a Sears
15823	tax-preparation expert to distinguish between their first and last	15823	tax-preparation expert to distinguish between their first and last
15824	names. Here's the complete text:	15824	names. Here's the complete text:
15825		15825
15826	"(1) How much did you make? (AMOUNT)	15826	"(1) How much did you make? (AMOUNT)
15827	"(2) How much did we here at the government take out? (AMOUNT)	15827	"(2) How much did we here at the government take out? (AMOUNT)
15828	"(3) Hey! Sounds like we took too much! So we're going to	15828	"(3) Hey! Sounds like we took too much! So we're going to
15829	send an official government check for (ONE-FIFTEENTH OF	15829	send an official government check for (ONE-FIFTEENTH OF
15830	THE AMOUNT WE TOOK) directly to the (YOUR LAST NAME)	15830	THE AMOUNT WE TOOK) directly to the (YOUR LAST NAME)
15831	household at (YOUR ADDRESS), for you to spend in any way	15831	household at (YOUR ADDRESS), for you to spend in any way
15832	you please! Which just goes to show you, (YOUR FIRST	15832	you please! Which just goes to show you, (YOUR FIRST
15833	NAME), that it pays to file the short form!"	15833	NAME), that it pays to file the short form!"
15834		15834
15835	The IRS wants you to use this form because it gets to keep most of your	15835	The IRS wants you to use this form because it gets to keep most of your
15836	money. So unless you have pond silt for brains, you want the long	15836	money. So unless you have pond silt for brains, you want the long
15837	form.	15837	form.
15838	-- Dave Barry, "Sweating Out Taxes"	15838	-- Dave Barry, "Sweating Out Taxes"
15839	%	15839	%
15840	You have a tendency to feel you are superior to most computers.	15840	You have a tendency to feel you are superior to most computers.
15841	%	15841	%
15842	You have acquired a scroll entitled 'irk gleknow mizk'(n).--More--	15842	You have acquired a scroll entitled 'irk gleknow mizk'(n).--More--
15843		15843
15844	This is an IBM Manual scroll.--More--	15844	This is an IBM Manual scroll.--More--
15845		15845
15846	You are permanently confused.	15846	You are permanently confused.
15847	-- Dave Decot	15847	-- Dave Decot
15848	%	15848	%
15849	You have an unusual magnetic personality. Don't walk too close to	15849	You have an unusual magnetic personality. Don't walk too close to
15850	metal objects which are not fastened down.	15850	metal objects which are not fastened down.
15851	%	15851	%
15852	You have junk mail.	15852	You have junk mail.
15853	%	15853	%
15854	You have the body of a 19 year old. Please return it before it gets	15854	You have the body of a 19 year old. Please return it before it gets
15855	wrinkled.	15855	wrinkled.
15856	%	15856	%
15857	You have the capacity to learn from mistakes. You'll learn a lot today.	15857	You have the capacity to learn from mistakes. You'll learn a lot today.
15858	%	15858	%
15859	You know it's going to be a bad day when you want to put on the clothes	15859	You know it's going to be a bad day when you want to put on the clothes
15860	you wore home from the party and there aren't any.	15860	you wore home from the party and there aren't any.
15861	%	15861	%
15862	You know the great thing about TV? If something important happens	15862	You know the great thing about TV? If something important happens
15863	anywhere at all in the world, no matter what time of the day or night,	15863	anywhere at all in the world, no matter what time of the day or night,
15864	you can always change the channel.	15864	you can always change the channel.
15865	-- Jim Ignatowski	15865	-- Jim Ignatowski
15866	%	15866	%
15867	You know you have a small apartment when Rice Krispies echo.	15867	You know you have a small apartment when Rice Krispies echo.
15868	-- S. Rickly Christian	15868	-- S. Rickly Christian
15869	%	15869	%
15870	You know you're a little fat if you have stretch marks on your car.	15870	You know you're a little fat if you have stretch marks on your car.
15871	-- Cyrus, Chicago Reader 1/22/82	15871	-- Cyrus, Chicago Reader 1/22/82
15872	%	15872	%
15873	You know you've been spending too much time on the computer when your	15873	You know you've been spending too much time on the computer when your
15874	friend misdates a check, and you suggest adding a "++" to fix it.	15874	friend misdates a check, and you suggest adding a "++" to fix it.
15875	%	15875	%
15876	You know you've landed gear-up when it takes full power to taxi.	15876	You know you've landed gear-up when it takes full power to taxi.
15877	%	15877	%
15878	"You know, it's at times like this when I'm trapped in a Vogon	15878	"You know, it's at times like this when I'm trapped in a Vogon
15879	airlock with a man from Betelgeuse and about to die of asphyxiation in	15879	airlock with a man from Betelgeuse and about to die of asphyxiation in
15880	deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me	15880	deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me
15881	when I was young!"	15881	when I was young!"
15882	"Why, what did she tell you?"	15882	"Why, what did she tell you?"
15883	"I don't know, I didn't listen!"	15883	"I don't know, I didn't listen!"
15884	-- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"	15884	-- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
15885	%	15885	%
15886	You look like a million dollars. All green and wrinkled.	15886	You look like a million dollars. All green and wrinkled.
15887	%	15887	%
15888	You may be recognized soon. Hide.	15888	You may be recognized soon. Hide.
15889	%	15889	%
15890	You may be sure that when a man begins to call himself a "realist," he	15890	You may be sure that when a man begins to call himself a "realist," he
15891	is preparing to do something he is secretly ashamed of doing.	15891	is preparing to do something he is secretly ashamed of doing.
15892	-- Sydney Harris	15892	-- Sydney Harris
15893	%	15893	%
15894	You may easily play a joke on a man who likes to argue -- agree with	15894	You may easily play a joke on a man who likes to argue -- agree with
15895	him.	15895	him.
15896	-- Ed Howe	15896	-- Ed Howe
15897	%	15897	%
15898	You may have heard that a dean is to faculty as a hydrant is to a dog.	15898	You may have heard that a dean is to faculty as a hydrant is to a dog.
15899	-- Alfred Kahn	15899	-- Alfred Kahn
15900	%	15900	%
15901	You men out there probably think you already know how to dress for	15901	You men out there probably think you already know how to dress for
15902	success. You know, for example, that you should not wear leisure suits	15902	success. You know, for example, that you should not wear leisure suits
15903	or white plastic belts and shoes, unless you are going to a costume	15903	or white plastic belts and shoes, unless you are going to a costume
15904	party disguised as a pig farmer vacationing at Disney World.	15904	party disguised as a pig farmer vacationing at Disney World.
15905	-- Dave Barry, "How to Dress for Real Success"	15905	-- Dave Barry, "How to Dress for Real Success"
15906	%	15906	%
15907	You might have mail.	15907	You might have mail.
15908	%	15908	%
15909	You might have had mail.	15909	You might have had mail.
15910	%	15910	%
15911	You must realize that the computer has it in for you. The irrefutable	15911	You must realize that the computer has it in for you. The irrefutable
15912	proof of this is that the computer always does what you tell it to do.	15912	proof of this is that the computer always does what you tell it to do.
15913	%	15913	%
15914	You need no longer worry about the future. This time tomorrow you'll	15914	You need no longer worry about the future. This time tomorrow you'll
15915	be dead.	15915	be dead.
15916	%	15916	%
15917	You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a	15917	You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a
15918	reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating	15918	reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating
15919	the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for	15919	the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for
15920	independence.	15920	independence.
15921	-- Charles A. Beard	15921	-- Charles A. Beard
15922	%	15922	%
15923	You never know how many friends you have until you rent a house on the	15923	You never know how many friends you have until you rent a house on the
15924	beach.	15924	beach.
15925	%	15925	%
15926	You or I must yield up his life to Ahrimanes. I would rather it were	15926	You or I must yield up his life to Ahrimanes. I would rather it were
15927	you. I should have no hesitation in sacrificing my own life to spare	15927	you. I should have no hesitation in sacrificing my own life to spare
15928	yours, but we take stock next week, and it would not be fair on the	15928	yours, but we take stock next week, and it would not be fair on the
15929	company.	15929	company.
15930	-- J. Wellington Wells	15930	-- J. Wellington Wells
15931	%	15931	%
15932	You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.	15932	You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.
15933	%	15933	%
15934	You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could	15934	You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could
15935	know how seldom they do.	15935	know how seldom they do.
15936	-- Olin Miller	15936	-- Olin Miller
15937	%	15937	%
15938	You should emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially	15938	You should emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially
15939	if they are dead.	15939	if they are dead.
15940	%	15940	%
15941	You should never bet against anything in science at odds of more than	15941	You should never bet against anything in science at odds of more than
15942	about 10^12 to 1.	15942	about 10^12 to 1.
15943	-- Ernest Rutherford	15943	-- Ernest Rutherford
15944	%	15944	%
15945	You should never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for	15945	You should never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for
15946	freedom and liberty.	15946	freedom and liberty.
15947	-- Henrik Ibsen	15947	-- Henrik Ibsen
15948	%	15948	%
15949	You should not use your fireplace, because scientists now believe that,	15949	You should not use your fireplace, because scientists now believe that,
15950	contrary to popular opinion, fireplaces actually remove heat from	15950	contrary to popular opinion, fireplaces actually remove heat from
15951	houses. Really, that's what scientists believe. In fact many	15951	houses. Really, that's what scientists believe. In fact many
15952	scientists actually use their fireplaces to cool their houses in the	15952	scientists actually use their fireplaces to cool their houses in the
15953	summer. If you visit a scientist's house on a sultry August day,	15953	summer. If you visit a scientist's house on a sultry August day,
15954	you'll find a cheerful fire roaring on the hearth and the scientist	15954	you'll find a cheerful fire roaring on the hearth and the scientist
15955	sitting nearby, remarking on how cool he is and drinking heavily.	15955	sitting nearby, remarking on how cool he is and drinking heavily.
15956	-- Dave Barry, "Postpetroleum Guzzler"	15956	-- Dave Barry, "Postpetroleum Guzzler"
15957	%	15957	%
15958	You should tip the waiter $10, minus $2 if he tells you his name,	15958	You should tip the waiter $10, minus $2 if he tells you his name,
15959	another $2 if he claims it will be His Pleasure to serve you and	15959	another $2 if he claims it will be His Pleasure to serve you and
15960	another $2 for each "special" he describes involving confusing terms	15960	another $2 for each "special" he describes involving confusing terms
15961	such as "shallots," and $4 if the menu contains the word "fixin's." In	15961	such as "shallots," and $4 if the menu contains the word "fixin's." In
15962	many restaurants, this means the waiter will actually owe you money.	15962	many restaurants, this means the waiter will actually owe you money.
15963	If you are traveling with a child aged six months to three years, you	15963	If you are traveling with a child aged six months to three years, you
15964	should leave an additional amount equal to twice the bill to compensate	15964	should leave an additional amount equal to twice the bill to compensate
15965	for the fact that they will have to take the banquette out and burn it	15965	for the fact that they will have to take the banquette out and burn it
15966	because the cracks are wedged solid with gobbets made of partially	15966	because the cracks are wedged solid with gobbets made of partially
15967	chewed former restaurant rolls saturated with baby spit.	15967	chewed former restaurant rolls saturated with baby spit.
15968		15968
15969	In New York, tip the taxicab driver $40 if he does not mention his	15969	In New York, tip the taxicab driver $40 if he does not mention his
15970	hemorrhoids.	15970	hemorrhoids.
15971	-- Dave Barry, "The Stuff of Etiquette"	15971	-- Dave Barry, "The Stuff of Etiquette"
15972	%	15972	%
15973	You should, without hesitation, pound your typewriter into a	15973	You should, without hesitation, pound your typewriter into a
15974	plowshare, your paper into fertilizer, and enter agriculture.	15974	plowshare, your paper into fertilizer, and enter agriculture.
15975	-- Business Professor, University of Georgia	15975	-- Business Professor, University of Georgia
15976	%	15976	%
15977	You think Oedipus had a problem -- Adam was Eve's mother.	15977	You think Oedipus had a problem -- Adam was Eve's mother.
15978	%	15978	%
15979	YOU TOO CAN MAKE BIG MONEY IN THE EXCITING FIELD OF	15979	YOU TOO CAN MAKE BIG MONEY IN THE EXCITING FIELD OF
15980	PAPER SHUFFLING!	15980	PAPER SHUFFLING!
15981		15981
15982	Mr. TAA of Muddle, Mass. says: "Before I took this course I used to be	15982	Mr. TAA of Muddle, Mass. says: "Before I took this course I used to be
15983	a lowly bit twiddler. Now with what I learned at MIT Tech I feel	15983	a lowly bit twiddler. Now with what I learned at MIT Tech I feel
15984	really important and can obfuscate and confuse with the best."	15984	really important and can obfuscate and confuse with the best."
15985		15985
15986	Mr. MARC had this to say: "Ten short days ago all I could look forward	15986	Mr. MARC had this to say: "Ten short days ago all I could look forward
15987	to was a dead-end job as a engineer. Now I have a promising future and	15987	to was a dead-end job as a engineer. Now I have a promising future and
15988	make really big Zorkmids."	15988	make really big Zorkmids."
15989		15989
15990	MIT Tech can't promise these fantastic results to everyone, but when	15990	MIT Tech can't promise these fantastic results to everyone, but when
15991	you earn your MDL degree from MIT Tech your future will be brighter.	15991	you earn your MDL degree from MIT Tech your future will be brighter.
15992		15992
15993	SEND FOR OUR FREE BROCHURE TODAY!	15993	SEND FOR OUR FREE BROCHURE TODAY!
15994	%	15994	%
15995	You too can wear a nose mitten.	15995	You too can wear a nose mitten.
15996	%	15996	%
15997	You will be a winner today. Pick a fight with a four-year-old.	15997	You will be a winner today. Pick a fight with a four-year-old.
15998	%	15998	%
15999	You will be attacked by a beast who has the body of a wolf, the tail of	15999	You will be attacked by a beast who has the body of a wolf, the tail of
16000	a lion, and the face of Donald Duck.	16000	a lion, and the face of Donald Duck.
16001	%	16001	%
16002	You will be surprised by a loud noise.	16002	You will be surprised by a loud noise.
16003	%	16003	%
16004	You will be Told about it Tomorrow. Go Home and Prepare Thyself.	16004	You will be Told about it Tomorrow. Go Home and Prepare Thyself.
16005	%	16005	%
16006	You will feel hungry again in another hour.	16006	You will feel hungry again in another hour.
16007	%	16007	%
16008	You will lose your present job and have to become a door to door	16008	You will lose your present job and have to become a door to door
16009	mayonnaise salesman.	16009	mayonnaise salesman.
16010	%	16010	%
16011	You will remember, Watson, how the dreadful business of the	16011	You will remember, Watson, how the dreadful business of the
16012	Abernetty family was first brought to my notice by the depth which the	16012	Abernetty family was first brought to my notice by the depth which the
16013	parsley had sunk into the butter upon a hot day.	16013	parsley had sunk into the butter upon a hot day.
16014	-- Sherlock Holmes	16014	-- Sherlock Holmes
16015	%	16015	%
16016	You will think of something funnier than this to add to the fortunes.	16016	You will think of something funnier than this to add to the fortunes.
16017	%	16017	%
16018	You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You're not paid enough to	16018	You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You're not paid enough to
16019	worry.	16019	worry.
16020	%	16020	%
16021	You'd better beat it. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a	16021	You'd better beat it. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a
16022	taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a	16022	taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a
16023	minute and a huff.	16023	minute and a huff.
16024	-- Groucho Marx	16024	-- Groucho Marx
16025	%	16025	%
16026	You'll never be the man your mother was!	16026	You'll never be the man your mother was!
16027	%	16027	%
16028	You're at the end of the road again.	16028	You're at the end of the road again.
16029	%	16029	%
16030	You're being followed. Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days.	16030	You're being followed. Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days.
16031	%	16031	%
16032	You're never too old to become younger.	16032	You're never too old to become younger.
16033	-- Mae West	16033	-- Mae West
16034	%	16034	%
16035	You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.	16035	You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
16036	-- Dean Martin	16036	-- Dean Martin
16037	%	16037	%
16038	You're not my type. For that matter, you're not even my species!!!	16038	You're not my type. For that matter, you're not even my species!!!
16039	%	16039	%
16040	You've been leading a dog's life. Stay off the furniture.	16040	You've been leading a dog's life. Stay off the furniture.
16041	%	16041	%
16042	You've got to have a gimmick if your band sucks.	16042	You've got to have a gimmick if your band sucks.
16043	-- Gary Giddens	16043	-- Gary Giddens
16044	%	16044	%
16045	"You've got to think about tomorrow!"	16045	"You've got to think about tomorrow!"
16046		16046
16047	"TOMORROW! I haven't even prepared for _________yesterday yet!"	16047	"TOMORROW! I haven't even prepared for _________yesterday yet!"
16048	%	16048	%
16049	Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient. Don't believe a	16049	Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient. Don't believe a
16050	thing he tells you.	16050	thing he tells you.
16051	%	16051	%
16052	Your conscience never stops you from doing anything. It just stops you	16052	Your conscience never stops you from doing anything. It just stops you
16053	from enjoying it.	16053	from enjoying it.
16054	%	16054	%
16055	Your fault: core dumped	16055	Your fault: core dumped
16056	%	16056	%
16057	Your home electrical system is basically a bunch of wires that	16057	Your home electrical system is basically a bunch of wires that
16058	bring electricity into your home and take if back out before it has a	16058	bring electricity into your home and take if back out before it has a
16059	chance to kill you. This is called a "circuit". The most common home	16059	chance to kill you. This is called a "circuit". The most common home
16060	electrical problem is when the circuit is broken by a "circuit	16060	electrical problem is when the circuit is broken by a "circuit
16061	breaker"; this causes the electricity to back up in one of the wires	16061	breaker"; this causes the electricity to back up in one of the wires
16062	until it bursts out of an outlet in the form of sparks, which can	16062	until it bursts out of an outlet in the form of sparks, which can
16063	damage your carpet. The best way to avoid broken circuits is to change	16063	damage your carpet. The best way to avoid broken circuits is to change
16064	your fuses regularly.	16064	your fuses regularly.
16065	Another common problem is that the lights flicker. This	16065	Another common problem is that the lights flicker. This
16066	sometimes means that your electrical system is inadequate, but more	16066	sometimes means that your electrical system is inadequate, but more
16067	often it means that your home is possessed by demons, in which case	16067	often it means that your home is possessed by demons, in which case
16068	you'll need to get a caulking gun and some caulking. If you're not	16068	you'll need to get a caulking gun and some caulking. If you're not
16069	sure whether your house is possessed, see "The Amityville Horror", a	16069	sure whether your house is possessed, see "The Amityville Horror", a
16070	fine documentary film based on an actual book. Or call in a licensed	16070	fine documentary film based on an actual book. Or call in a licensed
16071	electrician, who is trained to spot the signs of demonic possession,	16071	electrician, who is trained to spot the signs of demonic possession,
16072	such as blood coming down the stairs, enormous cats on the dinette	16072	such as blood coming down the stairs, enormous cats on the dinette
16073	table, etc.	16073	table, etc.
16074	-- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw"	16074	-- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw"
16075	%	16075	%
16076	Your life would be very empty if you had nothing to regret.	16076	Your life would be very empty if you had nothing to regret.
16077	%	16077	%
16078	Your lucky color has faded.	16078	Your lucky color has faded.
16079	%	16079	%
16080	Your lucky number has been disconnected.	16080	Your lucky number has been disconnected.
16081	%	16081	%
16082	Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. Watch for it everywhere.	16082	Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. Watch for it everywhere.
16083	%	16083	%
16084	Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.	16084	Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
16085	%	16085	%
16086	Yow! Am I having fun yet?	16086	Yow! Am I having fun yet?
16087	-- Zippy the Pinhead	16087	-- Zippy the Pinhead
16088	%	16088	%
16089	YOW!! Everybody out of the GENETIC POOL!	16089	YOW!! Everybody out of the GENETIC POOL!
16090	%	16090	%
16091	Zero Defects, n.:	16091	Zero Defects, n.:
16092	The result of shutting down a production line.	16092	The result of shutting down a production line.
16093	%	16093	%
16094	Zounds! I was never so bethumped with words	16094	Zounds! I was never so bethumped with words
16095	since I first called my brother's father dad.	16095	since I first called my brother's father dad.
16096	-- William Shakespeare, "King John"	16096	-- William Shakespeare, "King John"
16097	%	16097	%
16098	Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labor:	16098	Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labor:
16099	People are always available for work in the past tense.	16099	People are always available for work in the past tense.
16100	%	16100	%
16101	THE LAST BUG	16101	THE LAST BUG
16102		16102
16103	"But you're out of your mind," It still wasn't perfect,	16103	"But you're out of your mind," It still wasn't perfect,
16104	They said with a shrug. As year followed year,	16104	They said with a shrug. As year followed year,
16105	"The customer's happy; And strangers would comment,	16105	"The customer's happy; And strangers would comment,
16106	What's one little bug?" "Is that guy still here?"	16106	What's one little bug?" "Is that guy still here?"
16107		16107
16108	But he was determined. He died at the console,	16108	But he was determined. He died at the console,
16109	The others went home. Of hunger and thirst.	16109	The others went home. Of hunger and thirst.
16110	He spread out the program, Next day he was buried,	16110	He spread out the program, Next day he was buried,
16111	Deserted, alone. Face down, nine-edge first.	16111	Deserted, alone. Face down, nine-edge first.
16112		16112
16113	The cleaning men came, And the last bug in sight,	16113	The cleaning men came, And the last bug in sight,
16114	The whole room was cluttered An ant passing by,	16114	The whole room was cluttered An ant passing by,
16115	With memory-dumps, punch cards. Saluted his tombstone,	16115	With memory-dumps, punch cards. Saluted his tombstone,
16116	"I'm close," he muttered. And whispered, "Nice try."	16116	"I'm close," he muttered. And whispered, "Nice try."
16117		16117
16118	The mumbling got louder,	16118	The mumbling got louder,
16119	Simple deduction,	16119	Simple deduction,
16120	"I've got it, it's right,	16120	"I've got it, it's right,
16121	Just change one instruction."	16121	Just change one instruction."
16122	%	16122	%
16123	Speaking of the philosophy involved in moving humanity into space:	16123	Speaking of the philosophy involved in moving humanity into space:
16124		16124
16125	Furniture will be a largely obsolete concept. Take for example the dresser my	16125	Furniture will be a largely obsolete concept. Take for example the dresser my
16126	mom bought for me when I was a kid. I still have it, and by the standards of	16126	mom bought for me when I was a kid. I still have it, and by the standards of
16127	its era, it's an admirable household fixture. It is a massive construction of	16127	its era, it's an admirable household fixture. It is a massive construction of
16128	maple wood, expertly joined with cunningly fit pieces, fitted and glued with	16128	maple wood, expertly joined with cunningly fit pieces, fitted and glued with
16129	the strength of iron. It is set with massive brass fixtures, and looks today	16129	the strength of iron. It is set with massive brass fixtures, and looks today
16130	-- discounting the dust -- as new as the day it was purchased, a quarter	16130	-- discounting the dust -- as new as the day it was purchased, a quarter
16131	century ago. So far, so good; a fine piece of furniture, you might say. But	16131	century ago. So far, so good; a fine piece of furniture, you might say. But
16132	let's look at it objectively, as a machine, as an object with a purpose. Here	16132	let's look at it objectively, as a machine, as an object with a purpose. Here
16133	sit a hundred pounds of hardwood with a compressive strength of 1500 psi,	16133	sit a hundred pounds of hardwood with a compressive strength of 1500 psi,
16134	jointed by an expert craftsman into a rigid box that would easily support a	16134	jointed by an expert craftsman into a rigid box that would easily support a
16135	bull elephant. And what is the sole purpose of this massive crate, this	16135	bull elephant. And what is the sole purpose of this massive crate, this
16136	monument to a dead tree? -- it holds my socks.	16136	monument to a dead tree? -- it holds my socks.
16137		16137
16138	Not only is it blind engineering overkill of epic proportions, it is also an	16138	Not only is it blind engineering overkill of epic proportions, it is also an
16139	environmental disaster. The home to generations of squirrels, a sentinel post	16139	environmental disaster. The home to generations of squirrels, a sentinel post
16140	for falcons, an autumnal banner of golden glory, a living creature, was chopped	16140	for falcons, an autumnal banner of golden glory, a living creature, was chopped
16141	down to enshrine some underwear. This, my friends, is no way to run a planet.	16141	down to enshrine some underwear. This, my friends, is no way to run a planet.
16142	-- Marshall T. Savage, from The Millennial Project:	16142	-- Marshall T. Savage, from The Millennial Project:
16143	Colonizing the Galaxy -- In Eight Easy Steps	16143	Colonizing the Galaxy -- In Eight Easy Steps
16144	%	16144	%
16145	Nearly every software professional has heard the term spaghetti code as a	16145	Nearly every software professional has heard the term spaghetti code as a
16146	pejorative description for complicated, difficult to understand, and impossible	16146	pejorative description for complicated, difficult to understand, and impossible
16147	to maintain, software. However, many people may not know the other two	16147	to maintain, software. However, many people may not know the other two
16148	elements of the complete Pasta Theory of Software.	16148	elements of the complete Pasta Theory of Software.
16149		16149
16150	Lasagna code is used to describe software that has a simple, understandable,	16150	Lasagna code is used to describe software that has a simple, understandable,
16151	and layered structure. Lasagna code, although structured, is unfortunately	16151	and layered structure. Lasagna code, although structured, is unfortunately
16152	monolithic and not easy to modify. An attempt to change one layer conceptually	16152	monolithic and not easy to modify. An attempt to change one layer conceptually
16153	simple, is often very difficult in actual practice.	16153	simple, is often very difficult in actual practice.
16154		16154
16155	The ideal software structure is one having components that are small and	16155	The ideal software structure is one having components that are small and
16156	loosely coupled; this ideal structure is called ravioli code. In ravioli	16156	loosely coupled; this ideal structure is called ravioli code. In ravioli
16157	code, each of the components, or objects, is a package containing some meat	16157	code, each of the components, or objects, is a package containing some meat
16158	or other nourishment for the system; any component can be modified or replaced	16158	or other nourishment for the system; any component can be modified or replaced
16159	without significantly affecting other components.	16159	without significantly affecting other components.
16160		16160
16161	We need to go beyond the condemnation of spaghetti code to the active	16161	We need to go beyond the condemnation of spaghetti code to the active
16162	encouragement of ravioli code.	16162	encouragement of ravioli code.
16163	-- Raymond J. Rubey, in a letter to the editor of Crosstalk	16163	-- Raymond J. Rubey, in a letter to the editor of Crosstalk
16164	magazine	16164	magazine
16165	%	16165	%
16166	63,000 bugs in the code, 63,000 bugs,	16166	63,000 bugs in the code, 63,000 bugs,
16167	ya get 1 whacked with a service pack,	16167	ya get 1 whacked with a service pack,
16168	now there's 63,005 bugs in the code!!	16168	now there's 63,005 bugs in the code!!
16169	%	16169	%
16170	"It's not very common in Crowthorne"	16170	"It's not very common in Crowthorne"
16171	%	16171	%
16172	1) Don't expect fairings.	16172	1) Don't expect fairings.
16173	2) If confused read #1.	16173	2) If confused read #1.
16174	%	16174	%
16175	Cheer up. You could have all the problems you have now, and then also	16175	Cheer up. You could have all the problems you have now, and then also
16176	be named Eustace Clarence Scrubb.	16176	be named Eustace Clarence Scrubb.
16177	%	16177	%
16178	Never leave a macassar and an antimacassar in the same room together.	16178	Never leave a macassar and an antimacassar in the same room together.
16179	%	16179	%
16180	Why did the furry install Unix? Because it supports catman(8).	16180	Why did the furry install Unix? Because it supports catman(8).
16181	%	16181	%
16182	Many people don't realize that trailhead doggerel is illegal -- but	16182	Many people don't realize that trailhead doggerel is illegal -- but
16183	surely you've heard of "hike rhymes and misdemeanors"...	16183	surely you've heard of "hike rhymes and misdemeanors"...
16184	%	16184	%
16185	We all know political bumper stickers and some of us even put them on	16185	We all know political bumper stickers and some of us even put them on
16186	our cars. However, if you show up at headquarters on Friday afternoon	16186	our cars. However, if you show up at headquarters on Friday afternoon
16187	after a long campaign week, you're more likely to see a stumper	16187	after a long campaign week, you're more likely to see a stumper
16188	bicker.	16188	bicker.
16189	%	16189	%
16190	When you're under siege by a winter storm, that's a "frontal assault".	16190	When you're under siege by a winter storm, that's a "frontal assault".
16191	%	16191	%
16192	Somebody has mail.	16192	Somebody has mail.
16193	%	16193	%
16194	'Agnosis' is when you don't know. 'Diagnosis' is when you don't know	16194	'Agnosis' is when you don't know. 'Diagnosis' is when you don't know
16195	twice.	16195	twice.
16196	%	16196	%
16197	An assortment of ways to be assimilated is a "smorgasborg".	16197	An assortment of ways to be assimilated is a "smorgasborg".
16198	%	16198	%
16199	The Navy's forever doomed to be inefficient because it's always trying	16199	The Navy's forever doomed to be inefficient because it's always trying
16200	to do things in a sub-optimal manner.	16200	to do things in a sub-optimal manner.
16201	%	16201	%
16202	Q. What do you do if you find an abomination rooted in and need a	16202	Q. What do you do if you find an abomination rooted in and need a
16203	druid in a hurry?	16203	druid in a hurry?
16204	A. Call the copse.	16204	A. Call the copse.
16205	%	16205	%
16206	A truly great library contains something in it to offend everyone.	16206	A truly great library contains something in it to offend everyone.
16207	-- Jo Godwin	16207	-- Jo Godwin
16208	%	16208	%
16209	Give a man a 0day and he'll have access for a day, teach a man to phish	16209	Give a man a 0day and he'll have access for a day, teach a man to phish
16210	and he'll have access for life.	16210	and he'll have access for life.
16211	-- the grugq	16211	-- the grugq
16212	%	16212	%
16213	Information wants to be free and also extremely difficult to use.	16213	Information wants to be free and also extremely difficult to use.
16214	-- An ancient open source proverb	16214	-- An ancient open source proverb
16215	%	16215	%
16216	I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.	16216	I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
16217	-- Mitch Hedberg	16217	-- Mitch Hedberg
16218	%	16218	%
16219	You, the Poles, have a funny nature. When the people going along the	16219	You, the Poles, have a funny nature. When the people going along the
16220	road are attacked by a dog with its insistent and noisy barking, you	16220	road are attacked by a dog with its insistent and noisy barking, you
16221	immediately feel like jumping off the vehicle, standing on all fours	16221	immediately feel like jumping off the vehicle, standing on all fours
16222	and starting to bark back at it. We, in the Vilnius region, let the	16222	and starting to bark back at it. We, in the Vilnius region, let the
16223	dog bark because that is what its canine nature is like but we do not	16223	dog bark because that is what its canine nature is like but we do not
16224	stop our journey because of its barking, and without any war	16224	stop our journey because of its barking, and without any war
16225	against dogs we calmly continue our journey until we reach our	16225	against dogs we calmly continue our journey until we reach our
16226	destination. It seems that you care more about barking than the dog	16226	destination. It seems that you care more about barking than the dog
16227	does, and more about winning the war with any lousy puppy than about	16227	does, and more about winning the war with any lousy puppy than about
16228	reaching the destination quickly.	16228	reaching the destination quickly.
16229	-- Jozef Pilsudski	16229	-- Jozef Pilsudski
16230	%	16230	%
16231	[NeXT] attracted the strangest kind of hybrid, which was sort of like...	16231	[NeXT] attracted the strangest kind of hybrid, which was sort of like...
16232	Unix weenies by Armani.	16232	Unix weenies by Armani.
16233	-- John Perry Barlow	16233	-- John Perry Barlow
16234	%	16234	%
16235	Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you	16235	Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you
16236	and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember, my friend, future	16236	and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember, my friend, future
16237	events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the	16237	events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the
16238	unknown, the mysterious, the unexplainable. That is why you are here.	16238	unknown, the mysterious, the unexplainable. That is why you are here.
16239	-- Criswell Predicts, "Plan 9 From Outer Space"	16239	-- Criswell Predicts, "Plan 9 From Outer Space"
16240	%	16240	%
16241	Rule 1 of cryptanalysis: check for plaintext.	16241	Rule 1 of cryptanalysis: check for plaintext.
16242	-- Bob Morris, Crypto '95	16242	-- Bob Morris, Crypto '95
16243	%	16243	%
16244	Remember kids, the only difference between Science and screwing around is	16244	Remember kids, the only difference between Science and screwing around is
16245	writing it down.	16245	writing it down.
16246	-- Adam Savage	16246	-- Adam Savage
16247	%	16247	%
16248	THE PURPLE COW Confession: and a Portrait, Too,	16248	THE PURPLE COW Confession: and a Portrait, Too,
16249	Reflections on a Mythic Beast, Upon a Background that I Rue!	16249	Reflections on a Mythic Beast, Upon a Background that I Rue!
16250	Who's Quite Remarkable, at Least.	16250	Who's Quite Remarkable, at Least.
16251	Ah, yes! I wrote the "Purple Cow"--	16251	Ah, yes! I wrote the "Purple Cow"--
16252	I never saw a Purple Cow; I'm sorry, now, I wrote it!	16252	I never saw a Purple Cow; I'm sorry, now, I wrote it!
16253	I never hope to see one; But I can tell you, anyhow,	16253	I never hope to see one; But I can tell you, anyhow,
16254	But I can tell you, anyhow, I'll kill you if you quote it!	16254	But I can tell you, anyhow, I'll kill you if you quote it!
16255	I'd rather see than be one. -- Gelett Burgess	16255	I'd rather see than be one. -- Gelett Burgess
16256	%	16256	%
16257	Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations which we	16257	Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations which we
16258	can perform without thinking about them.	16258	can perform without thinking about them.
16259	-- Alfred North Whitehead, An Introduction to Mathematics (1911)	16259	-- Alfred North Whitehead, An Introduction to Mathematics (1911)
16260	%	16260	%
16261	I'm going to a commune in Vermont and will deal with no unit of time shorter	16261	I'm going to a commune in Vermont and will deal with no unit of time shorter
16262	than a season.	16262	than a season.
16263	-- Josh Rosen	16263	-- Josh Rosen
16264	%	16264	%
16265	Computers for the brasses -- art for the masses.	16265	Computers for the brasses -- art for the masses.
16266	-- J.C.R. Licklider	16266	-- J.C.R. Licklider
16267	%	16267	%
16268	If, in your office, you as an intellectual worker were supplied with a	16268	If, in your office, you as an intellectual worker were supplied with a
16269	computer display backed up by a computer that was alive for you all day, and	16269	computer display backed up by a computer that was alive for you all day, and
16270	that was instantly responsive to every action you had, how much value could	16270	that was instantly responsive to every action you had, how much value could
16271	you derive from that?	16271	you derive from that?
16272	-- Douglas Engelbart, Fall Joint Computer Conference,	16272	-- Douglas Engelbart, Fall Joint Computer Conference,
16273	December 9th, 1968	16273	December 9th, 1968
		16274	%
		16275	They made me do it
		16276	%
		16277	It was the first thing that I formed a really powerful bond with.
		16278	It was some sort of mental love missile and I just lit the touch paper and
		16279	fired myself into it, at oblivious speed, and it exploded, and sparkled and it
		16280	was totally beautiful.
		16281	-- Chris Packham and the kestrel
		16282	%
		16283	Austerity is the idea that the global financial crash of 2008 was caused by
		16284	there being too many libraries in Wolverhampton.
		16285	-- Alexei Sayle
		16286	%
		16287	I wonder why. I wonder why.
		16288	I wonder why I wonder.
		16289	I wonder why I wonder why
		16290	I wonder why I wonder!
		16291	-- Richard P. Feynman, "Always Trying to Escape"

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1	___ / \| / /__ _/ /_ / \|/ __\ / _ \|	1	___ / \| / /__ _/ /_ / \|/ __\ / _ \|
2	__ / \|/ // _\/_ _/ / ' / \_ \ / / /	2	__ / \|/ // _\/_ _/ / ' / \_ \ / / /
3	_ / /\| // __/ / /_ / , \| __/ // / ,/	3	_ / /\| // __/ / /_ / , \| __/ // / ,/
4	/_/ \|__/_\__/__\__//___/__\__//___'	4	/_/ \|__/_\__/__\__//___/__\__//___'
5	-- Greywolf	5	-- Greywolf
6	%	6	%
7	#netbsd - where monks recite their internal dialogue while debugging.	7	#netbsd - where monks recite their internal dialogue while debugging.
8	-- Bernhard Riedel	8	-- Bernhard Riedel
9	%	9	%
10	- What's up?	10	- What's up?
11	- All the NetBSD servers, of course..	11	- All the NetBSD servers, of course..
12	-- Gavan Fantom	12	-- Gavan Fantom
13	%	13	%
14	A _Real_ Operating System for _Real_ Hackers.	14	A _Real_ Operating System for _Real_ Hackers.
15	-- Greywolf	15	-- Greywolf
16	%	16	%
17	Anagrams for NetBSD core team:	17	Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
18	Breasted cot men	18	Breasted cot men
19	Embraces dot net	19	Embraces dot net
20	Strobed teen cam	20	Strobed teen cam
21	Aborted men sect	21	Aborted men sect
22	Emtomb DEC tears	22	Emtomb DEC tears
23	-- Julian Assange	23	-- Julian Assange
24	%	24	%
25	Anagrams for NetBSD core team:	25	Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
26	Crested Boatmen	26	Crested Boatmen
27	Resented Combat	27	Resented Combat
28	Boast Decrement	28	Boast Decrement
29	Basement DEC rot	29	Basement DEC rot
30	-- Julian Assange	30	-- Julian Assange
31	%	31	%
32	Anagrams for NetBSD-core:	32	Anagrams for NetBSD-core:
33	Bent Coders	33	Bent Coders
34	Secret Bond	34	Secret Bond
35	Robs DECNet	35	Robs DECNet
36	Cost Bender	36	Cost Bender
37	-- Julian Assange	37	-- Julian Assange
38	%	38	%
39	Anagrams for NetBSD-core:	39	Anagrams for NetBSD-core:
40	Cot Benders	40	Cot Benders
41	Be stern, Doc.	41	Be stern, Doc.
42	Net robs DEC	42	Net robs DEC
43	DEC robs Net	43	DEC robs Net
44	-- Julian Assange	44	-- Julian Assange
45	%	45	%
46	I always think of NetBSD developers as special gnomes who smoke	46	I always think of NetBSD developers as special gnomes who smoke
47	pipes that make big bubbles and if the bubble hits the ceiling	47	pipes that make big bubbles and if the bubble hits the ceiling
48	before popping it gets committed and released. Lots of lung power	48	before popping it gets committed and released. Lots of lung power
49	needed for this.	49	needed for this.
50	-- ggggbabybabybaby	50	-- ggggbabybabybaby
51	%	51	%
52	I didn't get where I am today without using NetBSD	52	I didn't get where I am today without using NetBSD
53	-- Dave Tyson	53	-- Dave Tyson
54	%	54	%
55	I held off from Uni until NetBSD came out.	55	I held off from Uni until NetBSD came out.
56	I decided, ``if there's no NetBSD then I'll just flip burgers''	56	I decided, ``if there's no NetBSD then I'll just flip burgers''
57	-- Roland Dowdeswell	57	-- Roland Dowdeswell
58	%	58	%
59	If it isn't possible with NetBSD, it isn't worth doing.	59	If it isn't possible with NetBSD, it isn't worth doing.
60	-- Petter "Nosfisk" Lindquist	60	-- Petter "Nosfisk" Lindquist
61	%	61	%
62	My other computer runs NetBSD	62	My other computer runs NetBSD
63	-- Allen Briggs	63	-- Allen Briggs
64	%	64	%
65	NetBSD - a devil of an operating system.	65	NetBSD - a devil of an operating system.
66	-- Julian Assange	66	-- Julian Assange
67	%	67	%
68	NetBSD - A Mycroft in every port.	68	NetBSD - A Mycroft in every port.
69	-- Julian Assange	69	-- Julian Assange
70	%	70	%
71	NetBSD - a server in every port.	71	NetBSD - a server in every port.
72	-- Julian Assange	72	-- Julian Assange
73	%	73	%
74	NetBSD - because Unix isn't just #include <linux.h>, i386, ELF, ...!	74	NetBSD - because Unix isn't just #include <linux.h>, i386, ELF, ...!
75	-- Hubert Feyrer	75	-- Hubert Feyrer
76	%	76	%
77	NetBSD - big, isn't it?	77	NetBSD - big, isn't it?
78	-- Julian Assange	78	-- Julian Assange
79	%	79	%
80	NetBSD - daemonic power	80	NetBSD - daemonic power
81	-- R. C. Dowdeswell	81	-- R. C. Dowdeswell
82	%	82	%
83	NetBSD: Flying into the heart of the Sun. And the i386, and alpha,	83	NetBSD: Flying into the heart of the Sun. And the i386, and alpha,
84	and mac, and powerpc, and...	84	and mac, and powerpc, and...
85	-- Greywolf	85	-- Greywolf
86	%	86	%
87	NetBSD - free yourself from all Stallmanist thought!	87	NetBSD - free yourself from all Stallmanist thought!
88	-- Julian Assange	88	-- Julian Assange
89	%	89	%
90	NetBSD: Got source?	90	NetBSD: Got source?
91	%	91	%
92	NetBSD - hackers tested, mom approved	92	NetBSD - hackers tested, mom approved
93	-- Ken Nakata	93	-- Ken Nakata
94	%	94	%
95	NetBSD - here today and in the middle of 2038 tomorrow.	95	NetBSD - here today and in the middle of 2038 tomorrow.
96	-- Julian Assange	96	-- Julian Assange
97	%	97	%
98	NetBSD - love all, serve all.	98	NetBSD - love all, serve all.
99	-- Silke Mueller	99	-- Silke Mueller
100	%	100	%
101	NetBSD - Mach 3 stealthOS, undetectable by media radar.	101	NetBSD - Mach 3 stealthOS, undetectable by media radar.
102	-- Julian Assange	102	-- Julian Assange
103	%	103	%
104	NetBSD - more is more.	104	NetBSD - more is more.
105	-- Julian Assange	105	-- Julian Assange
106	%	106	%
107	NetBSD - no propaganda in the default system, in more than 10 years!	107	NetBSD - no propaganda in the default system, in more than 10 years!
108	-- Jaromir Dolecek	108	-- Jaromir Dolecek
109	%	109	%
110	NetBSD: No Windows or Gates, but lots of doors, portals and tunnels.	110	NetBSD: No Windows or Gates, but lots of doors, portals and tunnels.
111	-- Greywolf	111	-- Greywolf
112	%	112	%
113	NetBSD - penguin flesh never tasted so good.	113	NetBSD - penguin flesh never tasted so good.
114	-- Julian Assange	114	-- Julian Assange
115	%	115	%
116	NetBSD - posix me harder.	116	NetBSD - posix me harder.
117	-- Julian Assange	117	-- Julian Assange
118	%	118	%
119	NetBSD: Post No Bills.	119	NetBSD: Post No Bills.
120	-- Greywolf	120	-- Greywolf
121	%	121	%
122	NetBSD - safe ports in a storm.	122	NetBSD - safe ports in a storm.
123	-- Julian Assange	123	-- Julian Assange
124	%	124	%
125	NetBSD - Scalability Does Matter.	125	NetBSD - Scalability Does Matter.
126	-- Julian Assange	126	-- Julian Assange
127	%	127	%
128	NetBSD - Serious Other, or Serious Operating system. Your choice.	128	NetBSD - Serious Other, or Serious Operating system. Your choice.
129	-- Julian Assange	129	-- Julian Assange
130	%	130	%
131	NetBSD - the Berkeley redemption.	131	NetBSD - the Berkeley redemption.
132	-- Julian Assange	132	-- Julian Assange
133	%	133	%
134	NetBSD - the cathedral versus the bizarre.	134	NetBSD - the cathedral versus the bizarre.
135	-- Julian Assange	135	-- Julian Assange
136	%	136	%
137	NetBSD - the cure.	137	NetBSD - the cure.
138	-- Julian Assange	138	-- Julian Assange
139	%	139	%
140	NetBSD - the devil finds work for idle cycles.	140	NetBSD - the devil finds work for idle cycles.
141	-- Julian Assange	141	-- Julian Assange
142	%	142	%
143	NetBSD - the devil made me do it.	143	NetBSD - the devil made me do it.
144	-- Julian Assange	144	-- Julian Assange
145	%	145	%
146	NetBSD - the devil's advocate.	146	NetBSD - the devil's advocate.
147	-- Julian Assange	147	-- Julian Assange
148	%	148	%
149	NetBSD - the devil's not just in vaudeville.	149	NetBSD - the devil's not just in vaudeville.
150	-- Julian Assange	150	-- Julian Assange
151	%	151	%
152	NetBSD - the power to suave.	152	NetBSD - the power to suave.
153	-- Julian Assange	153	-- Julian Assange
154	%	154	%
155	NetBSD - the power to swerve (penguins, worse than cane toads).	155	NetBSD - the power to swerve (penguins, worse than cane toads).
156	-- Julian Assange	156	-- Julian Assange
157	%	157	%
158	NetBSD: The Source is out there.	158	NetBSD: The Source is out there.
159	-- Greywolf	159	-- Greywolf
160	%	160	%
161	NetBSD - The undiscriminated geek UNIX	161	NetBSD - The undiscriminated geek UNIX
162	-- Richard Rauch	162	-- Richard Rauch
163	%	163	%
164	NetBSD - we have nothing to declare but our benchmarks.	164	NetBSD - we have nothing to declare but our benchmarks.
165	-- Julian Assange	165	-- Julian Assange
166	%	166	%
167	NetBSD - we put the Net in NetBSD.	167	NetBSD - we put the Net in NetBSD.
168	-- Julian Assange	168	-- Julian Assange
169	%	169	%
170	NetBSD - We're not in canvas anymore, toto	170	NetBSD - We're not in canvas anymore, toto
171	-- Julian Assange	171	-- Julian Assange
172	%	172	%
173	NetBSD - where do you want to go Tuesday?	173	NetBSD - where do you want to go Tuesday?
174	-- Julian Assange	174	-- Julian Assange
175	%	175	%
176	NetBSD - Will even run on i386	176	NetBSD - Will even run on i386
177	-- Brian Hechinger	177	-- Brian Hechinger
178	%	178	%
179	NetBSD - your basement or mine?	179	NetBSD - your basement or mine?
180	-- Julian Assange	180	-- Julian Assange
181	%	181	%
182	NetBSD: A drinking group with a serious computing problem.	182	NetBSD: A drinking group with a serious computing problem.
183	%	183	%
184	NetBSD: A pmap for every occasion.	184	NetBSD: A pmap for every occasion.
185	-- David Brownlee	185	-- David Brownlee
186	%	186	%
187	NetBSD: Abandon all hype, oh ye who enter here.	187	NetBSD: Abandon all hype, oh ye who enter here.
188	%	188	%
189	NetBSD: Agnostics in the Platform Religious Wars.	189	NetBSD: Agnostics in the Platform Religious Wars.
190	-- Erik E. Fair	190	-- Erik E. Fair
191	%	191	%
192	NetBSD: An Operating System For Everyone	192	NetBSD: An Operating System For Everyone
193	-- Mike Latinovich	193	-- Mike Latinovich
194	%	194	%
195	NetBSD: Are you old enough to run it?	195	NetBSD: Are you old enough to run it?
196	-- Tom Harvey	196	-- Tom Harvey
197	%	197	%
198	NetBSD: Beyond Windows	198	NetBSD: Beyond Windows
199	-- Johan Ihren	199	-- Johan Ihren
200	%	200	%
201	NetBSD: CD-ROMs? We don't need no stinkin' CD-ROMs!	201	NetBSD: CD-ROMs? We don't need no stinkin' CD-ROMs!
202	-- Tom Harvey	202	-- Tom Harvey
203	%	203	%
204	NetBSD: Choose Your Own Slogan	204	NetBSD: Choose Your Own Slogan
205	-- Dirk Myers	205	-- Dirk Myers
206	%	206	%
207	NetBSD: Compatible with the Real World.	207	NetBSD: Compatible with the Real World.
208	-- Greywolf	208	-- Greywolf
209	%	209	%
210	NetBSD: Dave Barry is working on our motto	210	NetBSD: Dave Barry is working on our motto
211	-- Tom Harvey	211	-- Tom Harvey
212	%	212	%
213	NetBSD: demonic power.	213	NetBSD: demonic power.
214	-- R. C. Dowdeswell	214	-- R. C. Dowdeswell
215	%	215	%
216	NetBSD: Designed to be {secure, reliable, portable, CORRECT}	216	NetBSD: Designed to be {secure, reliable, portable, CORRECT}
217	-- Matthew Orgass	217	-- Matthew Orgass
218	%	218	%
219	NetBSD: Download one, get ${NUMPORTS}-1 for free.	219	NetBSD: Download one, get ${NUMPORTS}-1 for free.
220	%	220	%
221	NetBSD: Empowering the VAX generation.	221	NetBSD: Empowering the VAX generation.
222	-- Andy Doran	222	-- Andy Doran
223	%	223	%
224	NetBSD: Everyone else is doin' it. But we're doin' it right.	224	NetBSD: Everyone else is doin' it. But we're doin' it right.
225	-- Herb Peyerl	225	-- Herb Peyerl
226	%	226	%
227	NetBSD, Feed The Computer.	227	NetBSD, Feed The Computer.
228	-- Andrew Gillham	228	-- Andrew Gillham
229	%	229	%
230	NetBSD: Flexible and free!	230	NetBSD: Flexible and free!
231	-- Lars-Johan Liman	231	-- Lars-Johan Liman
232	%	232	%
233	NetBSD: For The Network Generation	233	NetBSD: For The Network Generation
234	-- Andrew Gillham	234	-- Andrew Gillham
235	%	235	%
236	NetBSD: Get Over It.	236	NetBSD: Get Over It.
237	-- Andrew Gillham	237	-- Andrew Gillham
238	%	238	%
239	NetBSD: Groovy Baby!	239	NetBSD: Groovy Baby!
240	-- Andrew Gillham	240	-- Andrew Gillham
241	%	241	%
242	NetBSD home page: Ultra-heavy use of blink text, hot colours, and	242	NetBSD home page: Ultra-heavy use of blink text, hot colours, and
243	Flash plug-ins. All shockwave, all the time. Background music	243	Flash plug-ins. All shockwave, all the time. Background music
244	ought to be a mixture of Phillip Glass overlaid on top of	244	ought to be a mixture of Phillip Glass overlaid on top of
245	Sublime.	245	Sublime.
246	-- Mason Loring Bliss	246	-- Mason Loring Bliss
247	%	247	%
248	NetBSD: I Wanna Be Sedated	248	NetBSD: I Wanna Be Sedated
249	-- Curt Sampson	249	-- Curt Sampson
250	%	250	%
251	NetBSD: If you look through Windows	251	NetBSD: If you look through Windows
252	-- Johan Ihren	252	-- Johan Ihren
253	%	253	%
254	NetBSD: If your server could choose, it would choose NetBSD	254	NetBSD: If your server could choose, it would choose NetBSD
255	-- Tim Rightnour	255	-- Tim Rightnour
256	%	256	%
257	NetBSD, In Stalls Anywhere	257	NetBSD, In Stalls Anywhere
258	-- Andrew Gillham	258	-- Andrew Gillham
259	%	259	%
260	NetBSD is full. Go away.	260	NetBSD is full. Go away.
261	-- Chris Baird <cjb@brushtail.apana.org.au>	261	-- Chris Baird <cjb@brushtail.apana.org.au>
262	%	262	%
263	NetBSD is much like a tipi: No windows, no gates, and an apache inside.	263	NetBSD is much like a tipi: No windows, no gates, and an apache inside.
264	%	264	%
265	NetBSD is PAR -- Powerful, Advanced, Reliable. Is your OS up to PAR?	265	NetBSD is PAR -- Powerful, Advanced, Reliable. Is your OS up to PAR?
266	-- Frank Warren	266	-- Frank Warren
267	%	267	%
268	NetBSD is the bomb. (ok, bad idea)	268	NetBSD is the bomb. (ok, bad idea)
269	-- Andrew Gillham	269	-- Andrew Gillham
270	%	270	%
271	NetBSD: It keeps on going...and going...and going...	271	NetBSD: It keeps on going...and going...and going...
272	-- Tom Harvey	272	-- Tom Harvey
273	%	273	%
274	NetBSD: It spanks the knickers off those other operating systems	274	NetBSD: It spanks the knickers off those other operating systems
275	-- Brian D Chase	275	-- Brian D Chase
276	%	276	%
277	NetBSD: it'll be there when you're ready for it	277	NetBSD: it'll be there when you're ready for it
278	-- Greg Lehey	278	-- Greg Lehey
279	%	279	%
280	NetBSD: it's not free beer, but it's free	280	NetBSD: it's not free beer, but it's free
281	%	281	%
282	NetBSD: Its not Windows.	282	NetBSD: Its not Windows.
283	-- Paul Wain	283	-- Paul Wain
284	%	284	%
285	NetBSD: It's...uh...well...have you heard of linux?	285	NetBSD: It's...uh...well...have you heard of linux?
286	-- Tom Harvey	286	-- Tom Harvey
287	%	287	%
288	NetBSD: lets get it right	288	NetBSD: lets get it right
289	-- David Brownlee	289	-- David Brownlee
290	%	290	%
291	NetBSD: Linux without the hype.	291	NetBSD: Linux without the hype.
292	-- Hubert Feyrer	292	-- Hubert Feyrer
293	%	293	%
294	NetBSD: making all computer hardware a commodity.	294	NetBSD: making all computer hardware a commodity.
295	-- Erik E. Fair	295	-- Erik E. Fair
296	%	296	%
297	NetBSD: Making your net work, and its free to boot!	297	NetBSD: Making your net work, and its free to boot!
298	-- Steve Woodford	298	-- Steve Woodford
299	%	299	%
300	NetBSD: Masterly with distinction. Striking also.	300	NetBSD: Masterly with distinction. Striking also.
301	-- Andy Doran	301	-- Andy Doran
302	%	302	%
303	NetBSD: May the Source be with you	303	NetBSD: May the Source be with you
304	-- Greg Earle	304	-- Greg Earle
305	%	305	%
306	NetBSD: Microsoft ask you where you want to go, NetBSD gets you there	306	NetBSD: Microsoft ask you where you want to go, NetBSD gets you there
307	-- David Brownlee	307	-- David Brownlee
308	%	308	%
309	NetBSD, More Nines.	309	NetBSD, More Nines.
310	-- Andrew Gillham	310	-- Andrew Gillham
311	%	311	%
312	NetBSD: Multi-platform OS	312	NetBSD: Multi-platform OS
313	%	313	%
314	NetBSD: My Computer Runs!	314	NetBSD: My Computer Runs!
315	-- Andrew Gillham	315	-- Andrew Gillham
316	%	316	%
317	NetBSD: My Computer Works!	317	NetBSD: My Computer Works!
318	-- Andrew Gillham	318	-- Andrew Gillham
319	%	319	%
320	NetBSD: My other computer also runs NetBSD.	320	NetBSD: My other computer also runs NetBSD.
321	-- David Brownlee	321	-- David Brownlee
322	%	322	%
323	NetBSD, Net Improvement.	323	NetBSD, Net Improvement.
324	-- Andrew Gillham	324	-- Andrew Gillham
325	%	325	%
326	NetBSD, Net Profit.	326	NetBSD, Net Profit.
327	-- Andrew Gillham	327	-- Andrew Gillham
328	%	328	%
329	NetBSD, Net Some Nines.	329	NetBSD, Net Some Nines.
330	-- Andrew Gillham	330	-- Andrew Gillham
331	%	331	%
332	NetBSD: Network Power Unleashed.	332	NetBSD: Network Power Unleashed.
333	-- Andrew Gillham	333	-- Andrew Gillham
334	%	334	%
335	NetBSD: Network Your World.	335	NetBSD: Network Your World.
336	-- Andrew Gillham	336	-- Andrew Gillham
337	%	337	%
338	NetBSD: Networking Space	338	NetBSD: Networking Space
339	-- Andrew Gillham	339	-- Andrew Gillham
340	%	340	%
341	NetBSD: No hype required.	341	NetBSD: No hype required.
342	-- David Brownlee	342	-- David Brownlee
343	%	343	%
344	NetBSD, No Worries!	344	NetBSD, No Worries!
345	-- Andrew Gillham	345	-- Andrew Gillham
346	%	346	%
347	NetBSD: Not all of the First Ones have gone away.	347	NetBSD: Not all of the First Ones have gone away.
348	%	348	%
349	NetBSD. Not Guano.	349	NetBSD. Not Guano.
350	-- Hubert Feyrer	350	-- Hubert Feyrer
351	%	351	%
352	NetBSD: Not your mother's OS (unless you are P. Seebach)	352	NetBSD: Not your mother's OS (unless you are P. Seebach)
353	-- Tom Harvey	353	-- Tom Harvey
354	%	354	%
355	NetBSD: Oh my god! They support my hardware! You hackers!	355	NetBSD: Oh my god! They support my hardware! You hackers!
356	%	356	%
357	NetBSD: Perpetual performance!	357	NetBSD: Perpetual performance!
358	-- Lars-Johan Liman	358	-- Lars-Johan Liman
359	%	359	%
360	NetBSD: Pink fluffy chunks or green bits - the choice is yours.	360	NetBSD: Pink fluffy chunks or green bits - the choice is yours.
361	-- Andy Doran	361	-- Andy Doran
362	%	362	%
363	NetBSD: Ports to * boards.	363	NetBSD: Ports to * boards.
364	-- Steve Woodford	364	-- Steve Woodford
365	%	365	%
366	NetBSD: Power Your Net.	366	NetBSD: Power Your Net.
367	-- Andrew Gillham	367	-- Andrew Gillham
368	%	368	%
369	NetBSD: preferred by Rocket Scientists and Moms!	369	NetBSD: preferred by Rocket Scientists and Moms!
370	-- Steven J. Dovich	370	-- Steven J. Dovich
371	%	371	%
372	NetBSD: priapic OS	372	NetBSD: priapic OS
373	-- Perry Metzger	373	-- Perry Metzger
374	%	374	%
375	NetBSD: Professionalpower!	375	NetBSD: Professionalpower!
376	-- Lars-Johan Liman	376	-- Lars-Johan Liman
377	%	377	%
378	NetBSD: "Progress on your system is closer than it appears."	378	NetBSD: "Progress on your system is closer than it appears."
379	%	379	%
380	NetBSD: Raiders of the Lost Arch	380	NetBSD: Raiders of the Lost Arch
381	%	381	%
382	NetBSD: Re: NetBSD Slogans	382	NetBSD: Re: NetBSD Slogans
383	-- Mirian Crzig Lennox	383	-- Mirian Crzig Lennox
384	%	384	%
385	NetBSD: Resistance is futile! You will be supported.	385	NetBSD: Resistance is futile! You will be supported.
386	-- Peter Seebach	386	-- Peter Seebach
387	%	387	%
388	NetBSD: Resistance is NOT futile!	388	NetBSD: Resistance is NOT futile!
389	-- Hubert Feyrer	389	-- Hubert Feyrer
390	%	390	%
391	NetBSD: Rock solid!	391	NetBSD: Rock solid!
392	-- Lars-Johan Liman	392	-- Lars-Johan Liman
393	%	393	%
394	NetBSD: Servers' choice!	394	NetBSD: Servers' choice!
395	-- Lars-Johan Liman	395	-- Lars-Johan Liman
396	%	396	%
397	NetBSD: serves you right.	397	NetBSD: serves you right.
398	-- Herb Peyerl	398	-- Herb Peyerl
399	%	399	%
400	NetBSD short theme, for stickers and tattoos: NetBSD... Bitchin'!	400	NetBSD short theme, for stickers and tattoos: NetBSD... Bitchin'!
401	-- Mason Loring Bliss	401	-- Mason Loring Bliss
402	%	402	%
403	NetBSD, SIMMs Like Good Code	403	NetBSD, SIMMs Like Good Code
404	-- Andrew Gillham	404	-- Andrew Gillham
405	%	405	%
406	NetBSD: Someday, we won't burn your toast	406	NetBSD: Someday, we won't burn your toast
407	-- Herb Peyerl	407	-- Herb Peyerl
408	%	408	%
409	NetBSD: Stable and strong!	409	NetBSD: Stable and strong!
410	-- Lars-Johan Liman	410	-- Lars-Johan Liman
411	%	411	%
412	NetBSD: Stop, Drop, and Load	412	NetBSD: Stop, Drop, and Load
413	-- Andrew Gillham	413	-- Andrew Gillham
414	%	414	%
415	NetBSD, Tap The Power	415	NetBSD, Tap The Power
416	-- Andrew Gillham	416	-- Andrew Gillham
417	%	417	%
418	NetBSD: The choice of hundreds worldwide	418	NetBSD: The choice of hundreds worldwide
419	-- Tom Harvey	419	-- Tom Harvey
420	%	420	%
421	NetBSD: The Final Frontier	421	NetBSD: The Final Frontier
422	-- Chris Jones	422	-- Chris Jones
423	%	423	%
424	NetBSD: The free OS with a money back guarantee!	424	NetBSD: The free OS with a money back guarantee!
425	-- Tim Rightnour	425	-- Tim Rightnour
426	%	426	%
427	NetBSD: the free unix for the rest of us	427	NetBSD: the free unix for the rest of us
428	-- Bob Nestor	428	-- Bob Nestor
429	%	429	%
430	NetBSD: The Last Bastion of the true UNIX Religion.	430	NetBSD: The Last Bastion of the true UNIX Religion.
431	-- Miles Nordin	431	-- Miles Nordin
432	%	432	%
433	NetBSD: The OS WORM - Write Once, Run Many	433	NetBSD: The OS WORM - Write Once, Run Many
434	%	434	%
435	NetBSD: The Power of Code	435	NetBSD: The Power of Code
436	-- Mason Loring Bliss	436	-- Mason Loring Bliss
437	%	437	%
438	NetBSD: The power to Connect	438	NetBSD: The power to Connect
439	-- Feico Dillema	439	-- Feico Dillema
440	%	440	%
441	NetBSD: The power to serve, also	441	NetBSD: The power to serve, also
442	-- Tom Harvey	442	-- Tom Harvey
443	%	443	%
444	NetBSD: The power to serve, on the platform of your choice	444	NetBSD: The power to serve, on the platform of your choice
445	-- John Darrow	445	-- John Darrow
446	%	446	%
447	NetBSD: the second best thing you can get for free	447	NetBSD: the second best thing you can get for free
448	%	448	%
449	NetBSD: the server is up	449	NetBSD: the server is up
450	-- David Brownlee	450	-- David Brownlee
451	%	451	%
452	NetBSD: The Worlds Most Portable Operating System	452	NetBSD: The Worlds Most Portable Operating System
453	%	453	%
454	NetBSD/toaster: we wish the toaster to be happy too.	454	NetBSD/toaster: we wish the toaster to be happy too.
455	%	455	%
456	NetBSD: To serve the power.	456	NetBSD: To serve the power.
457	-- Herb Peyerl	457	-- Herb Peyerl
458	%	458	%
459	NetBSD: true inheritors of the UNIX(tm) legacy.	459	NetBSD: true inheritors of the UNIX(tm) legacy.
460	-- Erik E. Fair	460	-- Erik E. Fair
461	%	461	%
462	NetBSD: Twice the Bits-Clean of other Leading OSes	462	NetBSD: Twice the Bits-Clean of other Leading OSes
463	-- Tom Harvey	463	-- Tom Harvey
464	%	464	%
465	NetBSD: Two guys with a vax	465	NetBSD: Two guys with a vax
466	-- Tom Harvey	466	-- Tom Harvey
467	%	467	%
468	NetBSD: u_long uptime;	468	NetBSD: u_long uptime;
469	-- Herb Peyerl	469	-- Herb Peyerl
470	%	470	%
471	NetBSD: unshackling hardware designers and users from the bondage	471	NetBSD: unshackling hardware designers and users from the bondage
472	of WinTel.	472	of WinTel.
473	-- Erik E. Fair	473	-- Erik E. Fair
474	%	474	%
475	NetBSD: Use the ENTIRE computer!	475	NetBSD: Use the ENTIRE computer!
476	-- Andrew Gillham	476	-- Andrew Gillham
477	%	477	%
478	NetBSD: userland included	478	NetBSD: userland included
479	%	479	%
480	NetBSD: We Come In Peace.	480	NetBSD: We Come In Peace.
481	-- Andrew Gillham	481	-- Andrew Gillham
482	%	482	%
483	NetBSD: We come in peace. We offer reliability.	483	NetBSD: We come in peace. We offer reliability.
484	-- David Maxwell	484	-- David Maxwell
485	%	485	%
486	NetBSD: We do it right.	486	NetBSD: We do it right.
487	-- Perry Metzger	487	-- Perry Metzger
488	%	488	%
489	NetBSD: We don't negotiate with terrorists.	489	NetBSD: We don't negotiate with terrorists.
490	-- Miles Nordin	490	-- Miles Nordin
491	%	491	%
492	NetBSD: We put the "Net" in "BSD", and took out the "Free"	492	NetBSD: We put the "Net" in "BSD", and took out the "Free"
493	-- Tom Harvey	493	-- Tom Harvey
494	%	494	%
495	NetBSD: We Stay Up.	495	NetBSD: We Stay Up.
496	-- Andrew Gillham	496	-- Andrew Gillham
497	%	497	%
498	NetBSD: We Suck Less	498	NetBSD: We Suck Less
499	%	499	%
500	NetBSD: We're so committed to it being free, we won't sell it to you	500	NetBSD: We're so committed to it being free, we won't sell it to you
501	even if you ask!	501	even if you ask!
502	-- Charles M. Hannum	502	-- Charles M. Hannum
503	%	503	%
504	NetBSD: What do you want to serve today?	504	NetBSD: What do you want to serve today?
505	-- Hubert Feyrer	505	-- Hubert Feyrer
506	%	506	%
507	NetBSD: When Linux ports to that platform, they will discover -	507	NetBSD: When Linux ports to that platform, they will discover -
508	WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN HERE	508	WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN HERE
509	-- David Maxwell	509	-- David Maxwell
510	%	510	%
511	NetBSD: Where do you want to have the power to serve, tomorrow?	511	NetBSD: Where do you want to have the power to serve, tomorrow?
512	-- Tom Harvey	512	-- Tom Harvey
513	%	513	%
514	NetBSD: Who do you Serve? And who do you Trust?	514	NetBSD: Who do you Serve? And who do you Trust?
515	-- David Maxwell	515	-- David Maxwell
516	%	516	%
517	NetBSD will put hair on a UNIX admin's chest	517	NetBSD will put hair on a UNIX admin's chest
518	-- Jason R. Fink	518	-- Jason R. Fink
519	%	519	%
520	NetBSD: Write Once, Run Everywhere. Java optional.	520	NetBSD: Write Once, Run Everywhere. Java optional.
521	-- Todd Whitesel	521	-- Todd Whitesel
522	%	522	%
523	NetBSD: You can't handle it.	523	NetBSD: You can't handle it.
524	-- Paul Newhouse	524	-- Paul Newhouse
525	%	525	%
526	NetBSD: You choose the hardware, we'll bring the OS.	526	NetBSD: You choose the hardware, we'll bring the OS.
527	-- David Brownlee	527	-- David Brownlee
528	%	528	%
529	Of course it runs NetBSD.	529	Of course it runs NetBSD.
530	%	530	%
531	Portable. Supportable. NetBSD.	531	Portable. Supportable. NetBSD.
532	-- Jim Wise	532	-- Jim Wise
533	%	533	%
534	Software is like sex - it should be free	534	Software is like sex - it should be free
535	-- Hubert Feyrer	535	-- Hubert Feyrer
536	%	536	%
537	We're BSD. If you want System V, you know where to get it.	537	We're BSD. If you want System V, you know where to get it.
538	-- Greywolf	538	-- Greywolf
539	%	539	%
540	Where would you have rather been today, tomorrow? NetBSD.	540	Where would you have rather been today, tomorrow? NetBSD.
541	-- Allen Briggs	541	-- Allen Briggs
542	%	542	%
543	With many thanks to the core team and UCB CSRG.	543	With many thanks to the core team and UCB CSRG.
544	-- Greywolf	544	-- Greywolf
545	%	545	%
546	Young or old; cutting edge or yesterday's NeWS, NetBSD is the UNIX for you.	546	Young or old; cutting edge or yesterday's NeWS, NetBSD is the UNIX for you.
547	It can be a hulking monster in your basement, or fit in the palm	547	It can be a hulking monster in your basement, or fit in the palm
548	of your hand.	548	of your hand.
549	-- Richard Rauch	549	-- Richard Rauch
550	%	550	%
551	NetBSD: Dead on Target	551	NetBSD: Dead on Target
552	-- Gimpy	552	-- Gimpy
553	%	553	%
554	NetBSD JIHBED	554	NetBSD JIHBED
		555	%
		556	It's my happy place.
		557	-- zmh